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Haha, expletives every third word in your writing, is actually the utmost efficient way of communicating thoroughly your most intimate thoughts in a highly eloquent, coherent and reasonable way. Even more, in a formidably short and summarized fashion. :D

But if you suddenly get bored soon of only using that restricted writing formula every third word. And you'd wish to add more interesting and satisfying challenges to your prose. Then just try incorporate jokes & punchlines with 'out of the blue' sarcastic sense of humor every two words too. };)