Those damn breeders.....but ya know Pen - you just never know, and men can have children late in their "careers" - so let's never say never, shall we?
As far as carrying children's toys..... I might advise against that as it could be seen as a little, shall we say, creepy? Maybe just save those toys for when you actually go visit the new parents and baby.
I think doing a school project with you would probably be impossible because I'd just be laughing at your antics.
XXXOOO ~T