Magic shimmy boots huh? I remember you had some strappy gold shoes that may have had a similar effect.
Lingerie, pillows and cheese...my three favourite things: win a price if you can guess the order of importance.
It's always a pleasure to read your ramblings, you ramble so well. And...duct tape, it's the most universally useful thing...It can even keep magical boots from stealing off in the night on magical bootish adventures.
Your list probably needs guns in it. Guns first, then cheese, then pillows, then lingerie, I'm sure ;)
I will have to consult my teenaged niece and find out if duct tape on boots is cool nowadays. I bet it is. Ha.
Guns aren't all I'm into; in fact I don everything else way more than I do anything with guns, but I understand the perception; I'm never far away from one. Cheese would feature prominently though, that's for certain.