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I'll leave how you plan to do that up to you.....or you can always, idk, just fly here??

I refuse to fly commercially. I am repulsed by the post-9/11 security theater pornoscaners and gate rape. I won't submit to that.

Oh I hear you man. I opt out of the scanners and ask the gate rapers if they like what they're doing while they grab my balls just to fuck with em. Maybe some of them have quit because of it and got a job not molesting people.