This video is about Day 1 - Monterey to Crecent
Stay tuned for DAY 2 TOMORROW!!
LeMONS HELL ON WHEELS RALLY '17
Monterey - Bremerton - Bend - Santa Cruz - Monterey
August 16-20
REGISTER NOW
• Bring any street-legal vehicle -not just LeMons racecars-
• Checkpoints and challenges en route -if you care-
• Starting points added for car’s age, hooptieness, and general hopelessness
• Extra points added for drivers’ age, hooptieness, and general hopelessness
• Finish at Concours d'LeMons, Saturday morning of Monterey Weekend
WHAT
Long-distance, zero-shrimp rally for drivers who aren’t screwin’ around
VEHICLES
Anything street-legal, insured, and offensive to Gullwing guys
TERRITORY
Monterey - Las Vegas - Death Valley - Monterey - cool crap in between
DISTANCE
1500+ miles
DATES
16-20 August 2016
ENTRY FEE
$275/car. Get your own room, buy your own food, wipe your own nose
Scoring:
Performance:
+60 for finishing the day
+10-150 for optional checkpoints and challenges en route
+0-150 for creative roadside repairs
- / - 0-150 for tickets and arrests -how good's your story?-
Who Made Your Hooptie?
-50 for Japanese
-20 for German
+100 for Italian
+125 for French
+150 for English
+250 for Warsaw Pact
When Did They Make It -chassis and powertrain-?
+75 for 1980s
+100 for 1970s
+170 for 1960s
+200 for 1950s
+250 for pre-1950
How Butt-Turrible Is It?
+0-66 for hooptieness of marque & model
+0-66 for hooptieness of this particular example
+0-66 for hooptieness of driver & passenger
Deductions & Additions
-2500 for showing up in a press loaner
-250 for wearing Pilotis
+300 for bringing a Beetle-pan kit car
+50 for Designer Edition - Bill Blass, Givenchy, Levi’s, etc
-300 for using phrase “double apex”
+70 for best YouTube post of the day
-0-900 for being a general douchenozzle
+0-100 for junkyard parts gained en route
+0-250 for ridiculous themes &/or outfits
good