Travel in the shitshow time.
Traveling home without a PCT - PART 2
Would my bodily integrity be respected at the airport?
I felt good on the way to the airport in Amsterdam. A rare excitement stirred my soul. Many friends, family and the few remaining people who care about human rights were lighting candles, sending love and praying on my behalf. Some people believe in the magic powers of masks and some in the Divine force within. I’ve made my choice! Such encouragement inspired me to as I took my first hobbit-sized step upon my noble quest for mankind. I told myself that if I encountered laestrygonians, cyclops, or any such monsters upon my journey, they are not real, and I have made up in my mind and so I should smile at them as the only true enemy is fear. . . well, fear and Bill Gates, who is busy these days buying up the world's agricultural land. Hmmm maybe he wants to be a farmer now!
My journey to the airport was blissful. I stood at the door of the train with a bicycle, a backpack, and a suitcase without a mask between us. Not only did no one ask me, or my bicycle, to wear a mask but the train driver came up to me and let me take my bike on for free. Oh yeah baby! How do you like them juicy apples? I was happy, in the flow and smelling the sweet perfumes of victory. I started visualising my little victorious ass off like a 6-year-old on Christmas Eve who still believed, for the last year in his life, before his older sister had the vision and decency to tell him the truth, ‘they are lying to us’. I was a little sad but also happy to know the truth. AHEM, COVID REGULATIONS, AHEM.
I visualised strolling on the plane like Kate Moss on a Catwalk in the 1990’s to the sound of Oasis’s ‘Champagne Supernova’ playing from the airport intercom in the background, which is so much better than the constant brain-torturing fear-instilling airport announcements. I sipped champagne as the plane landed, served to me by the pilot, herself. She whispered in my ear, ‘Who’s driving this thing?’ But no one cares, she just laughed and licked Moet off my rosey cheeks. When I reached passport control, smelling like Moet and pilot perfume, I spoke my truth with such clarity, sovereignty and eloquence to the border control cops that the only sound that could be heard from the queue of people was the sound of joyful tears rolling down the faces of men combined with one harmonious synchronised ‘sploosh’. The hypothetical border control cops stood there with their Top Gun sunglasses on, and the captain said, ‘Hey man, where’s your PCR test and your locator form?’ And when I smiled, they were blinded by my white teeth because they hadn’t seen any in such long time. When I spoke those words about, ‘inalienable rights’, they fell from my lips upon their ears like gentle drops of Love until they giggled with delight, whipped off those dirty masks and together we did the Macarena dance.
In ’reality’ it didn’t happen exactly like that...
I got to the baggage counter and before my passport landed on the desk, the woman said, ‘PCR test please’. I asked her to read the front page of my passport which asks any laestrygonians, cyclops or any perceived authority figures to ‘allow the bearer (me), a citizen of Ireland, to pass Freely and without hindrance and to afford the bearer all necessary assistance and protection.’ When she finished reading it, I thanked her for her assistance and protection. Now, you may think that must have been the end of the interaction, but no, she insisted that no one could board without a test. Did she just refer to me as, ‘no one’? I asked her if she was ‘refusing me my right to travel?’ and she got flustered and said she had no choice.
We continued our friendly chat about bodily integrity, personal liberty, and the human right to travel. I was not like Chris Sky, I was gentle, calm and polite - maybe his approach is better? I don’t know to be sure.. I liked her, she was a good sausage and she seemed to be on board (which is where I wanted to be) but she insisted that she was only a travel agent, there was no one there from Aer Lingus (how cunning Lingus) and her supervisor was away. Reluctantly, I asked her for her name because ‘there may be criminal charges for refusing me my rights to travel.’ With that, she stood up and left. I should have shouted after her, ‘Could all those who just breached article 13 of the UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS please run away?’ Do you know the feeling a man has in his heart when a woman runs away from him? I do. It brought me back to my teenager years. #Triggered. The people behind me were not concerned about my need for a safe space, rather they gave me judgemental stares and sighs. I smiled at them as I recalled Buddha’s words, ’Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.’ Take that bitches!
I could have said this, I should have said that. I was too polite. I should have…. Then I stopped my mind from wasting time and called in a friend, Dolores Cahill. If you don’t know her by now, you really should. She is an incredible powerful Irish scientist and professor with a big brain and bigger heart, who has been successfully traveling all through this casedemic while helping people see behind the curtain. When she heard I was stopped at baggage counter, she asked me what I was doing with baggage. Of course Aidan, you big giant DUMMY! Who needs to carry baggage in life? I convinced a taxi to take my stuff away… by paying him loads of cash. I sent all my troubles away to deal with another day, like the governments are doing by borrowing and spending gazillions to ‘save us’. With my backpack and a mischievous grin, I went right through security, strolled to the gate, and walked right through the last check point. I was about to do the catwalk on the auto walk like a champagne supernova in the sky when I heard the voice of the woman from earlier, Frau Himler, shouting, ‘PCR TEST’. Scheiße!
So close! We went through similar chats and this time she provided her name (on my fourth request) without running away. It turns out her name was Marie and not Frau Himler. I stayed there chatting away to Frau Marie and her friend, Miss ticket agent number 2 and they both ended up agreeing with much of what I was saying. They were two lovely humans just doing their job. One of them, of baby-making age, expressed her fears of being forced to take the experimental untested gene therapy known as the vaccine. She was worried about whether she would have to quit her job or not. Can you describe the feeling inside a man’s heart at the moment he had turned two lady laestrygonians from enemies into friends while simultaneously watching his plane leave? I can.
That was a sad day for the rights of mankind. What could I do? Let them force something into my body or come up with another plan?
The next I booked an 8-hour train ride to Cherbourg, France to see if the boat company (Stena line) and their staff care about human rights. I know it would be so much easier to just take the test but I intend on getting home to Irish soil without being coerced into doing something that I fundamentally disagree with. Call me old fashioned but I still believe in the importance of consent.
Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the ones who endures that the final victory comes. - Buddha.
I am still stranded in Cherbourg and shall update you all in my new favourite group Awakened Travel in a few days, hopefully from the comfort of a boat cabin. Thank you for your kind words, the same posts get a lot of abuse online so you guys are getting me home. So much love…. There are previous news letters here at aidankillian .com
Just for the blockchain & my children - Note. I did not comply or obey.
Could make a movie out of that with some action hero playing the role. Planes trains and autoimmunity
That sounds like a good idea.
Thanks for sharing your experiences man. It's certainly daunting to face authorities when you know every interaction is a wrangle in which you don't know the outcome.
I've found myself stressed out just over going to the shops at times - not going to sign in, in their stupid mandatory forms. How will it go this time?
Practiced responses like going to a job interview would help. Plan it out. Memorize common responses and certain laws. Keep a copy of all relevant laws on you at all times.
It's a job to be free this day.
Indeed it is and sorry for the slow reply. No idea why but with you most of the time it shows me a robot and says page down.
Ah no worries, that's a wee bit odd
I took a photo of it this time. Note your name in the header bar.
Cheers... I've not seen that happen with anyone else. I'm a glitch in the matrix.. 🙄🤔😅
You are special then. :-)
Hahaha, my mammy always told me that I was going to be a special guy one day. I just never knew exactly how. Now I know. Lol