The legend tells it's secrets #96

[vote-com]

Dear Adventurers,

First and foremost, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude for accompanying me on this incredible journey. Thanks to your bravery, enthusiasm, and loyalty, we have reached unimaginable heights together, discovering wonders we could never have imagined. We’ve touched the sky and explored the realms of paradise.

But as every journey has its course, it's time for us to descend and continue our quest in new horizons. To this end, the angels have guided us to a mysterious elevator that will take us deep beneath the earth. This new adventure promises to unveil unknown species and hidden secrets that we have yet to explore.

I am eager to embark on this next stage of our journey with you and to continue writing the pages of this remarkable legend together. Your spirit of adventure and camaraderie are the true treasures of this voyage.

Looking forward to new discoveries and mysteries to uncover with you soon!

With all my gratitude and excitement,

@vote-com

For the descent, we’ve got plenty of PIZZA, some good BEER, and plenty of jokes to keep us entertained! LOLZ. A big thank you to everyone who helped us get these TIPS.

The first 10 comments will win a !LOLZ.
The next 10 comments will win a !PIZZA.

Once we reach 240 BEER, the next 10 commenters will win a !BEER.

Every commenter will receive a SECRET and a vote from us.
(Note: The vote doesn’t count for much; we’ll keep accumulating HP.)

Thank you all for being a part of this adventure!

Once we reach our goal of 240 BEER, we’ll start accumulating IDD. We’ll need 500 of these to kick things off, but we’ve already begun collecting a few.

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Winners SECRET For Rebloog

@anonyvoter @khantaimur @stekene

Winners SECRET For Comment or Tips

@anonyvoter @khantaimur @stekene @hivecurious @florenceboens @lazzvi @servelle @thedoc07 @manuvert

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Comments

[anonyvoter]

Thanks a lot!
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[servelle]

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[vote-com]

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[lolzbot]

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(4/10)
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[benefice-net]

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[florenceboens]

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[servelle]

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[vote-com]

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[benefice-net]

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[lolzbot]

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(2/10)
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[vote-com]

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[hivecurious]

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[lolzbot]

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[vote-com]

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[benefice-net]

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
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(6/10)
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[benefice-net]

!DOOK

[khantaimur]

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[servelle]

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[vote-com]

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[lolzbot]

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I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
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(1/10)

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[benefice-net]

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[lolzbot]

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(1/10)

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[benefice-net]

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[vote-com]

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[manuvert]

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!ALIVE
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[lolzbot]

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[vote-com]

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[vote-com]

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[lolzbot]

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(6/10)
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[benefice-net]

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(7/10)

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[benefice-net]

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[stekene]

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[servelle]

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[vote-com]

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[lolzbot]

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[benefice-net]

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[thedoc07]

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[benefice-net]

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[lolzbot]

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[servelle]

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[vote-com]

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[benefice-net]

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[lolzbot]

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(5/10)
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[benefice-net]

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[token-thx]

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[pixresteemer]

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[hivebuzz]

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[servelle]

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