How to Fake Your Own Death

in #truth6 years ago

by James Corbett
corbettreport.com
June 23, 2018

The Gaddafi Viagra rapes.

The Las Vegas shooting.

The Skripal "poisoning."

Ever notice how some stories explode onto the news wires and then—when the official story is exposed as a pack of lies—they just...disappear? Funny how that happens, huh? Well, add another example to the list: the curious case of Arkady Babchenko, better known as "Who's that?"

Arkady Babchenko is the so-called "journalist" who recently faked his own death in order to prove that the Russians are trying to kill him...or something like that. And if everything had gone according to plan, you can bet your bottom dollar that you would know his name by now.

"Babchenko" would be a rallying cry for Russiagate tinfoil hatters of all stripes, having been plastered all over the front page of the newspapers, endlessly discussed on the 24/7 cable news networks, and tweeted ad nauseum by the Twitterati. It would be deployed as a one word rejoinder to anyone who dares question the neo-neocons and their neo-Cold War propaganda crusade against the neo-"Russian threat."

But everything did not go according to plan.

You see, the "Vlad the Impaler just assassinated another journalist!" panic party came to an abrupt and awkward end when Babchenko turned up very much alive and well at a press conference to explain that, in fact, he wasn't dead, exactly. But he would be if the Russians got their way!...or something like that.

The story is very curious indeed, but aside from its Scooby Doo-esque denouement ("...and I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling Russians") there is actually quite a lot we can learn from it.

First and foremost, we garner a recipe for how to fake your own death.

To pull it off, all you need is:

  • A gallon of pig's blood, to be smeared on your "corpse";
  • One makeup artist to "make [your] face a giant bloodclot";
  • One t-shirt with bullet holes shot through it;

Aaaaaaand. . . something else. . .I can't remember at the moment. . .

Oh! That's right!

  • A dash of help from the local "security services."

Actually, come to think of it, that last one is the most important ingredient in a staged death plot, isn't it? Better underline that one if you're taking notes at home.

Yes, the alliterative "Kremlin Critic Killed in Kiev" headlines were proven to be a load of bull sugar by Babchenko's appearance at a press conference 24 hours after his "murder." There it was revealed that the whole thing had been a plot cooked up by the Ukrainian security services (the SBU) to catch the dastardly Russian operatives who really were trying to kill him. Honest.

Now, you might be wondering how that actually makes sense. I mean, how does staging Babchenko's murder somehow help you catch his would-be murderers? What's the connection there, even?

Well, if you're wondering that, stop right now! That intrepid MSM talking head, Cathy Newman, beat you to the punch. (Yes, that Cathy Newman.) She pressed Ukraine's Deputy Prime Minister for European Integration Ivanna Klympush-Tsintsadze for an answer on that very point repeatedly and received nothing but a five minute long hot waffle of nonsense that consisted of a lot of trash talk about Vladimir Putin and the evil Russians, and not one shred of logic as to what this plot was actually about or how it was supposed to work.

But if we persist, we can still learn a thing or two just from the very existence of the plot itself. Think about what the official narrative of this officially-acknowledged false flag event tells us: the SBU are not just passing information to or collecting information from journalists whose reporting align with their foreign policy objectives, they are actively collaborating with those journalists in covert operations that involve deceiving the public by knowingly disseminating false information to them.

Now I know that absolutely none of those points will be surprising in the least to my regular readers, but you might want to keep this example up your sleeve the next time you're talking to a hard-headed normie who simply can't believe that the intelligence agencies would ever collaborate with the mainstream media.

In fact, when you look at the details of the case, the active role of the press in doing the spooks' dirty work for them becomes even more apparent. Not only did Babchenko himself admittedly cooperate with the SBU in the harebrained plot, but the photo of his "corpse" was first posted online by a former Ukrainian journalist, Yevhen Lauer, who "says he now works for a shadowy consultancy organization based in the Washington, D.C., area."

As Andrew Korybko of OrientalReview.org explains:

The only way that he [Lauer] could have received that [photo] was from a member of the Ukrainian “deep state” itself, which passed it along to their DC-based asset with the intent of “laundering” the picture through social media and making it “organically” go viral, representing yet another level of collaboration between the “deep state” and so-called “journalists”. Altogether, this false flag involved two separate, but interconnected, influence operations through willing journalist participants, the first and most obvious being Babchenko himself – who can be described more as an information provocateur and even a troll instead of a journalist – and the second DC-based individual who laundered the fake pic of Babchenko’s ”assassination”.

Indeed, this is one of the simplest cases of journalistic collaboration with the deep state to ever occur. It's straightforward, it's eye-catching, and—thanks to the plotters' own idiosyncratic decision to expose their own plot to the world the very next day—it's undeniable. Which is precisely why the MSM responded to the story with deep introspection and soul-searching about their own culpability in spreading fake news that helps to further a fashionable deep state narrative (namely, "Putin is the root of all evil").

. . .Oh wait, that's right. Of course they didn't. They responded by getting angry that this whole affair only undermines their phony baloney Russiagate nonsense. One gets the impression that the presstitute class would have preferred if Babchenko and his SBU handlers had never revealed the hoax at all.

Too bad for them, the cat's out of the bag. And although the mainstream repeaters have already tried their Jedi mind trick of using the 24/7 news cycle to sweep the story under the rug, here it is in all its (pig's) bloody glory. Might I humbly suggest you store the details of this saga in your info arsenal for the next time you need to enlighten someone about what the term "fake news" really means?

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Things are REALLY getting weirder by the moment aren't they? It just feels like it is one mind scramble after another. I am sure that most is by design but how can these "elites" keep their stories straight?

By all accounts, this would be a funny story, were it not so tragic. The utter nonsense of the MSM makes me laugh. The tragedy is that the entire world does not (yet) see through these games being played. Sharing this article with as many unenlightened friends as possible.

Victoria Newland, another wee gem for the 'normies'... the original 4min Ukrainian regime change discussion phone call verses the mainstreams' sensationalised F*** the EU slight of hand.

Not sure what happened to “journalistic integrity”...seems there was a time (perhaps myth) when reporters took pride in telling the “fair and balanced truth,” at least as well as they could...now you have to assume the bias of whatever you’re reading, and try and assemble some modicum of truth from the conglomeration of all sources.

While it may be true that ignorance in the age of information is a choice, it’s an easy one for anyone who expends their energy in the real world and has none left to wade through all the bullpuckey.

I doubt there ever was such a time.

Agreed, that’s why I allow that it was a myth.

As flippant as it may be, I deserve an upvote for the use of the word “bullpuckey” in a sentence...

There never was a journalistic integrity. There was only, ever, selling newspapers.
All the stories that i actually knew about, and then later read in the newspaper, well i... you would think the newspaper story was about something else that happened.
And that was on local stories where no one on the paper had any real dog in the fight.

Read Edward Barnays. 90% of what you see and hear is designed by a single group to manipulate your thought and emotions.

Look up Walter Kronkite saying how he worked for the CFR.
Look up Rotschildren thanking the New York Crimes for not printing anything so the FED could come into existence.

The deception has been going on that long.

And if you are looking for upvotes, you aren't going to see many here. Corbett usually doesn't come back and interact with his posts here.

Your reply brought to mind two quotes which I find quite apropos to the discussion at hand. The first, given by a journalist named John Swinton in 1884:

There is no such a thing in America as an independent press, unless it is out in country towns. You are all slaves. You know it, and I know it. There is not one of you who dares to express an honest opinion. If you expressed it, you would know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid $150 for keeping honest opinions out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for doing similar things. If I should allow honest opinions to be printed in one issue of my paper, I would be like Othello before twenty-four hours: my occupation would be gone. The man who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the street hunting for another job. The business of a New York journalist is to distort the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to villify, to fawn at the feet of Mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread, or for what is about the same — his salary. You know this, and I know it; and what foolery to be toasting an "Independent Press"! We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are jumping-jacks. They pull the string and we dance. Our time, our talents, our lives, our possibilities, are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.

source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Swinton

And the second, given by Thomas Jefferson in a letter to John Norvell in 1807:

To your request of my opinion of the manner in which a newspaper should be conducted, so as to be most useful, I should answer, "by restraining it to true facts & sound principles only." Yet I fear such a paper would find few subscribers. It is a melancholy truth, that a suppression of the press could not more completely deprive the nation of its benefits, than is done by its abandoned prostitution to falsehood. Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day. . . . I will add, that the man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them; inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods & errors. He who reads nothing will still learn the great facts, and the details are all false.

source: https://www.loc.gov/resource/mtj1.038_0592_0594/?sp=2&st=text

All the stories that i actually knew about, and then later read in the newspaper, well i... you would think the newspaper story was about something else that happened.

YES! this.

Naw, was joking.

no, but I will give you one for making me laugh just now.

Funny how in these anti Russia narratives the Ukrainian Nazis are supposed to be the good guys.

But of course, the real Babchenko is dead
and we are seeing his doppelgänger/clone
Thus revealing that T.H.E.Y. have cloning technology! :-p

This is why PUTIN has arrested many ❗️The west wants you to think he is a strongman who puts opposing people in prison , but if he wasn’t so ruthless he’d be dead and RUSSIA would be taken over by the COMMUNIST .