Portrait of President Harry S. Truman (ca. 1947) Public Domain
Dear Hive Community,
our brave and much loved Hive witness is still resisting the alien probing but we don't know how much longer he can endure. We can go missing at any moment so let us waste no time. Let us introduce you to the brave men, women, and otherkin that were and are leading the Human resistance.
Since there are still some that will doubt the truthfulness of our claims we won't bother to pursued you. We will just present you with the facts and it's up to you to draw a conclusion.
From the Wikipedia article on Roswell UFO incident:
On June 14, 1947, William Brazel, a foreman working on the J.B. Foster ranch, noticed clusters of debris approximately 30 miles (50 km) north of Roswell, New Mexico.
We all know the standard lies about it... it was a balloon, this and that... but that's unimportant for our discussion here. Pay close attention to the date: June 14, 1947
Why is that date so important? What happened at that date? Here's what happened:
It's the first birthday of the current US President!
While we didn't know at that time (it took us decades to figure it out why the spaceship crashed near Roswell) our brave and much loved founder Harry S. Truman was smart enough to investigate it and create a special branch of the US Government that will solve those mysteries.
The name chosen for our organization was Deep State or, perhaps even more popular on twitter these days, The Resistance.
I know you're confused now.
I know that you don't think what we just wrote now is true. You think that we are some kind of shady fucks wanting to destroy democracy and stuff like that. Ask yourself why you believe so.
That's right - it's the aliens with their 5G technology and their puppets in the media and government.
We are a bunch of freedom loving, anal prob hating, truth speaking patriots. We fight against the aliens and their human collaborators. We managed to do it in the shades for decades, but the aliens had some luck and we are currently forced to battle in the open against them and the garbage humans that are ready to sell out human race for orange tan and fake hair.
We need your help now in spreading the truth since our organization is near it's collapse. We need the truth seekers and the truth speakers to join us and vote for the last hope we have - Joe Biden.
Don't let the aliens win!
You may think that Joe is a senile, hair sniffing enthusiast that often forgets who and where he is, but that can be explained by the 5G attacks by those alien bastards. From all the candidates we have now, Joe is the bestest one but he's not the only one in the fight against the alien invasion.
We have another agent that's on the short list for his VP but we won't tell you who. We don't want aliens using 5G and changing the future VP's behaviour and have our agent do embarrassing things in public.
It's time to wrap up this post. You've been introduced to our founder and our current bestest hope in defeating the aliens.
So what happened on June 14, 1947 (the first birthday of Donald J. Trump)?
It is rather embarrassing for the aliens... great conspiracy theories need grand themes and events, but this is rather a pitiful one. An alien delegation was on its way back home after attending the Trump's birthday party. They drank a bit and that caused their pilot to crash the spaceship.
The moral of the story - Don't drink and drive even if you're an alien!
Stay tuned! Stay woke! More truth will come soon...