Haha, great story, thanks for sharing. I had to check out the original recipe to make sure it really said 2.5 cups of red pepper flakes. I think if I dumped an entire large bottle of them out I'd be hard-pressed to have 2.5 cups! That is an insane quantity.
And is that a head of iceberg lettuce I see?
Good stuff, well done! And don't forget, laughing is healthy too :D
It's cabbage! Green Cabbage! Apparently the wrong type of cabbage.... but cabbage nonetheless.
I'm still laughing... but still stuck with alien fauxchi paste....
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Call up Joe Rogan on Fear Factor :P