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Oh, I think you're betting the wrong way on that one.

I never bet in favor of myself when it comes to any kind of competition. RNGesus hates me with a burning passion, and anything which might involve any kind of random factor at all is going to break against me.

It's not that the universe is sentient, it's that it's malevolent.

Don't underestimate yourself like a gambler. For me, you look like a formidably accurate betting man. Because I would say the same. };)