Vegans are dumb. (Satirical rant)

in #vegan8 years ago

Fuck animals. Animals are dumb, they deserve to die.
Vegans dunno anything about anyhing.
Why eat lifegiving plants when you can eat disease causing blood pain and death?

Vegans are pussies for caring about others.
Stupid animals don't deserve love and compassion.
Kill em all, kill some of them young and torture as many as possible of them while you're at it..
Cause not only do they deserve to die for our taste pleasure.. They deserve to suffer as much as possible as well! Yeah!
Fuck yeah! Humans are the best! Apex predators! All other beings in the universe are shit that we eat and shit out. Fuck all non humans!

If anyone tries to tell you eating animals is bad, just tell them God made them for us to eat!
Yeah! Cause God wants more suffering, killing and death, even that Jesus moron was trying to save the animals, fuck him.
That was just a test to see who God's real followers are.

The real followers of god mercilessly slaughter weaker and less intelligent beings for taste pleasure cause.. Hey. That's the cycle of life.
Strong and smart murders and eats stupid and weak!

Praise God almighty! Life is so beautiful.. The blood and guts and brains of innocent creatures dying and dead.. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
Don't you see the beauty of mercilessly slaughtering other less intelligent beings? It's so lovely! And.. Loving! It's loving to torture slaughter and kill for taste!
Amen in God's name we trust.

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I love this! More blood, more suffering, and more death. We obviously do not have enough of it already. #vegan

Yesss.... Praise Satan! I mean.. God.. Praise God! We're the good guys, those plant eaters are evil! Just think of the poor plants they kill! Ohh the humanity!

@apolymask,
Great thought dude! Respect the way you think!

Cheers~

Nothing beats a well-written satirical rant!

@apolymask Wow Jerry that was a lot of work, thank you!
I will check them out when I get home this evening and can sit down and read.

@apolymask...nice idea bro...your way of thinking is awesome..thank you for sharing with us...

Great one!!!!! I wish the others too could understand the message here
-cheers-

this art.