Meme the News- Distract the public edition- If you only read one MTN make it this one!

in #vietmeme8 years ago

Ah yes, meme the news. Let's not talk about headlines of yesterday. Those are oh so boring. Let's talk about the exciting things of today. Look a wedding. A shooter. So much happening... Anthony Weiner indictment? what's that? No, no, no sir. We're here to talk about the other stuff today.

Warning: Meme the News may cause cognative dissonance, infatuation with news stories impacting the world at large, attention to detail disorder.

HERE'S WHAT THEY ARE FUCKING DISTRACTING YOU FROM!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKERS. ANTHONY WEINER'S LAPTOP HAD AN FILE ON IT CALLED "LIFE INSURANCE" AND HAD ALL KINDS OF DIRT ON THE CLINTONS!!!!

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND VATICAN ARE STRAIGHT UP INVOLVED IN CHILD SACRIFICE AND CHILD TRAFFICKING

SHOOTING

Wonder who is involved with this...

post shooting I'm calling for all americans to be armed with open carry everywhere

Shot in the head.. don't worry he's cool now... just doing whatever a kid shot in the head would do... argue for gun control on ABC the next day

Don't worry about the gunshot to head, this gauze and scotch tape should be enough. That's all you need to heal from a gunshot wound to the head. 24hrs and this medical work.

this is how you take care of people right?

blame the guns!!!

This meme is funny and weird

Which do you think is more likely to work in the case of an event that isn't a false flag

the texas shooter was gay or bi. Gotta get as many groups up in arms as possible

Don't attack the rights of law abiding citizens

whole thing is a flase flag... but yeah, this too

omg. he's sofa king accruate

try to shoot up a range. Let's see how that goes...

Go hide... sounds less awesome than take cover and get ready

That face you make when your school gets shot up that day but you get to be on ABC

Must be the gun

ban gun free zones

this is gonna hurt some snowflakes

PEDOS

Pedos... i see pedos everywhere

WEDDING

The correct American response

See George gets it

Doing it right

who needs one of these

What a waste

It's very entertaining tho

Coming to america

Nothing to see here. Just a royal with an underage sex slave.

I'd actually get my tv set up and running for htis

RANDOM

MS 13



Dems defend them because they literally are employed by some at the top

Israel isn't a good guy nation

HRC

I am afraid for my life. Who can I murder?

Yep. Our government is involved in trafficking kids

A summary of HRC crimes

GASP

He is funny... I'll give him that. He's also a Clinton Stooge

Lol

Ever wonder why corn starch is cheap and organic salads are expensive

liberal vocab

god's children, which god?

Worst part about bad students is that they lack the skills to know they are idiots

fucking tools. I can't believe I watched any of this shit.

Pretty sure he's a pedo too. Sorry guys. i like watching him act as well.

Trump is doing some cool shit. I'm very nervous about his relationship with Israel though.

This is literally Israel's plan for Palestine

Thoughts on this?

She's breaking the class ceiling... She'll probably use the shards to hurt you tho

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guns are really big in USA!!!! Of whom are you afraid of??? Don't you have like 20 kinds of police???

those aren't police those are prison guards

aren't they police all the same? Anyway there is too much violence it seems in US, still as an European, I can't imagine the guns to be so easily obtained.

Time for people to look at all sides & think for themselves. Too much information to ignore

It got me thinking if nothing else..Weiner is a paedophile and his wife Abudin is muslim brotherhood and Killery Clintons P.A and closest aide!!
Why Clinton is above the law is beyond me..The big lie...
It will come out when she is dead, as always. She has sold the US power to the highest bidder..
When you get beat by DJT with all his faults, that tells its own story..
Clinton obviously has lots on lots of people. She probably knowsall the dirt behind the island and all who go there on the lolitta express owed by the child molester Epstein.
Great post by the way..

We Are The Resistance

Why would children of now a days do such tattoo. Jeez, they shouldn't even be called a child f God. Damn. You got nice meme that's really cracked my ribs.

Conspiracy everywhere, i cry for my country Nigeria because of the level of impunity that exit on a daily basis, the government don’t care for the poor masses, I wonder who will savage our country in this trying times. Great post @aggroed

You make great post on these issues that I like, but frankly I don't know the issue you have with Israel. I think you got the wrong information about them.

how exactly is the information wrong? my understanding is Palestinians are trapped.. literally. I've read so many stories about how they are treated. now we see Israel shooting doctors/reporters. there is literally nothing that could change my mind based on the hard evidence of what is happening there.

it needs to stop, we need to stop funding them, the whole world needs to condemn what is happening there... and help to stop it.

I wonder why you don't see the violence that comes from the Palestinians side the stabbing and so on, before Israel reacts and that Israelis needs to be wiped out from the face of the earth. You conveniently ignore that.

i don't ignore it. but what do you want me to do about it? israel is literally not interested in helping find a solution because they want what they have... their land. they have been taking their land continuously.

and shooting their doctors and reporters... what justification do you have for that? there is none that I will accept, it is not justified, it cannot be made to not be an act of evil disregard for human life.

we'd be better off without it, we'd be better off if israel didn't exist, I have no interest in a specific spot of land anywhere, it is ridiculous. most of the Jewish people have duel citizenship... they could leave. the Palestinians cannot.

israel is reacting to their own creation. they created a situation that caused a people to have no other choice but to die or fight.

The little history I know about that land is that it is for both Israelis and Palestinians, so they are like brothers and sisters, it is just that both choose different part in life and one wants the land divided which Israel don't want divided.

sounds like you need to learn some more history, because what I've read leads to only one conclusion... the Israelis will not be happy until there are no Palestinians.

and really makes me wonder about your original post... in which you claim we didn't have enough information..

i think we have all the information... you seem to be lacking in your understanding of the situation there.

and you keep ignoring the doctors/journalists killed by Israelis...

Palestinians are not innocent, they kill too with ease. But OK. Let us see how things play out in the coming days, months and years. I stand with Israel though.

"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"

that should be the official slogan of Meme the News

You always do a great job posting these news from allover the world.many of us come to know about many things through you.you are the real hero here on #steemit. Proud to follow you and being your follower.

You should coin the phrase "Take your vitamemes".
:)

Dude, you are so irreverent.

(...and RIGHT!)

Lol...

😂many many left, right and uppercuts in this batch!!

Gun free zones don't work, but gun free countries definitely do. I've never even seen a working gun in my life, nevermind gun crime. Knife crime? Unheard of.

Thank you again for another delivery of meme the news!

Lot to research, like those chile bishops, have not seen that news around here...

that pedo meme is eerie, no clue about those fingers ughh!

good reply by wikileaks, and snowden if that is true also it's really bad

but well i consider the cia to be very bad, wonder why it has not been dismantled already!