What's that say? it takes 43 Muscles to Frown and only 17 to smile. I thought i'd give it a shot to turn some frowns into smiles with my joke of the day.
Title: Favourite Fruit
Once there were 3 friends (John, Luke and Peter) who got lost in a Forrest
After days of walking/Starvation they found themselves on a fruit farm
Having not eaten for days, they started picking and eating every fruit in sight
During all this commotion, out comes the farmer with a shotgun and tells them to line-up
He explains that they have destroyed a considerable amount of his crops and orders each of them to collect ten of their favourite fruit. The friends then go out and start collecting their respective fruit
Minutes Later Luke returns with ten apples. The farmer then instructs him to shove them up his behind with no facial expressions and that if he successfully does his free to go. However, if he is not able to do the task given he would be shot dead.
Luke proceeds and gets to apple number five. Due the pain Luke starts to cry and the farmer shoots him
Minutes later John comes along with 10 Grapes. The farmer provides him with the same ultimatum
John proceeds and quickly shoves the grapes up his behind one after the other. As he reaches the 10th grape he bursts out laughing. The farmer shoots him
Outside the Pearly Gates the two friends meet up and Luke asks John why he started laughing when he was so close to finishing
John says to Luke that as he bent down to insert the last grape he Saw Peter coming along with ten Watermelons.
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