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Hahahaaa!! Getcha head in the game, because seeing him in a wig will very possibly make my year!

You couldn't have waited until you came back in the room and said that in person? Don't be trying to show off now, Luke, or I shall not limit the amount of goals I score to save you embarrassment.

Yes I realise that I also could have waited until he came back in the room before saying this to him in person, but I couldn't let him get away with that. Cheeky bastard.