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Happy birthday to you dear friend

Happy birthday mate. I won't ask how many you've had. You get to a point where there's some relief to have survived another year.

I'm highly disappointed I'm still not old enough to qualify for the £600 winter fuel allowance. #ShakesFist

At least Sunak won't scrap that as he needs the oldies to survive the winter and vote for his lot.

Is there anyone else to vote for?

Well the Tories allow no sign of improving so I doubt Labour could be worse. Starmer needs to step up and show some guts. Sunak is running scared of his own party.

Happy birthday to you, wishing you a wonderful new year ahead :)

Happy Birthday to you!

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Ooh, thatnks