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I began to wave 😂

Hah that is a good one!

I realized it wasn't my room or even my house... Where was I??

I did not know, but one thing was shure:

I was expecting cornflakes and a cup of coffee, but instead I got...

A huge T-bone steak and sweet potato fries accompanied by a cold BEER.
I looked at the waiter.
This is what you ordered! He slammed the food on the table turned around and …

Tripped over and went head first into the window and to his surprise...

Landed in a completely different dimension, where every human had a very high pitch voice. Of course, the sound was unbearable so I quickly ran for the exit just to realize...

I hadn't left a tip. I ran back covering my ears from the awful noise when a car crashed through the entrance and out jumped..

I forgot I made plans and here I am on waves 🌊

True story lol 😂

😂😂😅
It happens often

my mom came home earlier. Now I am dodging a slipper while writing this :)

😂🤣

I picked up my phone and here I am!

☎️📞☎️🤳📴

Sleeping up

I started scrolling waves 😂

No wrong answers ✌️

@solymi Now replying from engnage 😭 😂

…the kids rushed through the whole apartment like a hurricane and I just let it be. 😅

I got Slapfaced high 😂😂