Play hide-and-seek with your boss, but don’t tell her/him you guys are playing.
Pretend to steal things from a nearby store, get caught, then tell them you were just pretending! This will add a little bit of excitement to everyone’s day.
- Put on all your winter gear and sit in the sun with a friend to see who can last the longest. (But make sure to stay hydrated.)
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- Tell everyone you just got acid in your eyes and see how they react.
- Tell your mom you’re pregnant. (If you are pregnant, tell your mom you’re in love with a cat. If you are in love with a cat then #1, me too and hopefully it’s not the same one because, awkward, and #2 — hope you don’t have allergies!)
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- Go to a playground. Get on the swings. When children approach the swing next to you shout: “YOU WANT THE SWING? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE SWING.”
- See how many people on the subway or bus you can get to sing along to a Bruno Mars song. Now is not the time to be a music elitist, by the way. Pick one everyone knows.
- Pick your eyebrow until it is completely eliminated from your face. This is good for extended non-boredom: afterwards you’ll either be busy explaining that you’re promoting the beauty of asymmetry, or, you’ll be figuring out a source of fiber that is most similar to hair so you can glue it over your now-bald spot. If you’re still bored after this, try plucking the opposite eye’s lashes.
Ed note: Instead of gluing, sewing said fibrous materials will take a lot more time.
- Stand in your lobby and tell everyone you’re lobbying for lobbyists.
- Help us figure out the missing number, where it went, and what it possibly could have suggested to eliminate boredom.
- BONUS ROUND! Count the number of toe hairs on the man to your left. Guess what, this is super fun to do if you followed #1 and you’re hiding under your boss’s desk.
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