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Did you make that just for me? blushes
🙂🦄
Don't mind me, just being a unicorn.

Well. erm, um, uhh,

if I say yes, she digs it

if I tell the truth, it's a google image search result, she'll resent me but then I've been honest, and honest dogs go to heaven...

MAYBE! Hey look a unicorn!

Me no resent you. It's the thought that counts. And I'll pretend you made it. You made it through use of google search which magically populated this magical novelty. 🦄🦄❤🌈

Whew,that was close :D