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Is that supposed to be my face while writing this? Because I can assure you that is entirely accurate.

that was exactly what i meant lol!

My eyebrows are still stuck like that

I just want a pack of smokes and the teller always thinks I got some scathing thing to say re: cigarettes but I don't think they make a facial expression for "I'm only smug and self-satisfied on the internet"

"bro... i'm like... the irish hamlet"