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Ok gave it a read. I really hoped she would fall down and die. That would be so funny 🤣😂🤣😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😃😂😃😂😃😊😃😃😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Ok, we are breaking up here and now! I am moving on from this cruel love. My little spider will find me someone who treats me well!
Adiós @trumpman.

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I wouldn't want that to happen to you IRL. Be honest and just admit it would be so funny if the story ended up this way! All these hopes and dreams, crushed by gravity XD

It would be funny! :D
Heheheh

". With hair long and dark. With skin white and eyes brown."

Did she come any close?

Very close! 😊 I have chin lengh straight hair, though.

That is mean! Mean! Mean! Mean! x_x