Hi @smocaine. Nice story. I get that feeling, of wanting to hide under the table myself LOL.
You were featured in week 53 of @pifc's Pay It Forward Curation Contest by @chekohler. @pifc is a Pay It Forward Community which believes in by helping others grow we build a stronger community. We run this contest each week, it is open to everyone. It's a great way to show off people you find that might need some more exposure or meet new people.