Your assholeness is still up for debate. But the idea of eating a dog is intriguing. Honestly though, I read "Dog blah blah blah" and then saw the crown jewel of all foods, the big daddy of salty fattiness...BACON! I imagine myself laying nude under my picnic umbrella as that hottie that runs through our neighborhood rubs uncooked bacon on my body and feeds me lightly crisped pieces of delicious bacon and we make....wait, what were we talking about?
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