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Oh gosh!! You're gonna kill it again...

Haha so you don't even have to grab her one lol

"Pass us a bevvy(drink) while you're there love"
One holds the fridge door open, the other grabs both of your items. Relationship 101. 😂

We need a # for these short things on steemit, maybe #stweets

Made me laugh!

:-D @roused

I thought you don't have a girlfriend with masturbation sprinkled all over your posts. :)
No offence!

Nce, and what happens if you close it , lol..

My friend got abused by a girl because he held the door for her. She was carrying coffees and couldn't open it for her herself. She thought it was sexist for him to help her.
How about that? LOL