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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 15 days ago
Who needs a : ?
My triumphant return to the COMmunity. It looks like you were lost without me, read this to find out why!
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
Shaken, not stirred.
I recently read a post that shook the foundations of my self awareness. I doubt I'll do anything about it. Learn all about it here.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
Addiction and enabling, the life of codependent bliss.
A little laugh about drugs, dragons, sex, and the apocalypse.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
The post I've been working on... (The Process of Writing Comedy part n=n+1)
A painful struggle to get through an old draft.
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nelson-george (66)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
We have enough problems as it is............
I have a problem, I mean I have many problems but I just came to the realization of this particular problem. It's a sea food problem, anytime I see food, I eat no matter who it…
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
What about muh Freedoms?
More musings about our rights, free speech, and gardens.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
Talkin' 'bout the transgender agenda.
If Hive had sub-titles, I would have sub-titled this post: 'A Love Letter To Hive'.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
Ode to a dog
A tongue-in-cheek eulogy for an old pet.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
Writing about writer's block.
Wanna see what happens when I just let my mind wander across the keyboard? Click here to open!
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
You thought growing UP was a scam?!
A fun look at what to expect as the years go by.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
Let's laugh about watching too much TV
American TV is at its best when we're making fun of it.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • last year
I've always been a bit... contrary
A non-apology for my Roast of a Post.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
A Roast of a Post
I'm burning down the comedy club!
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
Am I a man?
Judge for yourself.
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
The quick and horrible path to being funny: A guide for contestants in The COMedy Rumble.
When you're a funny person, people will often ask questions like 'OMG, like, how did you get to be so, like, funnnnnnyyy???' Oh, you know, the usual ways. Poverty, trauma…
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atheistrepublic (75)in Memehub • 2 years ago
faith: becoming clearer by the day
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
I'm a Weirdo, what's your sign?... my pick up line for the COMedy Rumble!
Our lives will often be defined by whatever flaws we have that we cannot overcome. My defining flaw is that I'm not smooth, in any sense of the word, with women. I can be made to…
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
Silver Linings 2: The Quest For More Rewards
If being raised during the age of Celebrity Culture has taught me anything, it's that you ride the popularity wave, and release the sequel while people still remember your name.…
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
Breaking News: Complainers gonna complain.
As a rule, I try not to pay too much attention to 'news' of any kind these days. It's not that I don't like being informed, but rather that there is no more information in the…
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oldsoulnewb (60)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
A little friendly speculation (or, The process of writing comedy, part 2)
I learned at a very young age that most adults were lying to me most of the time. I understand, I've told a few lies to get out of uncomfortable conversations myself. You know…
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