LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/8/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/8/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-15-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-30-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-30-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@savvytester	2	1-2
@awesomegames007	2	3-4
@henruc	1	5
@barski	2	6-7
@ironshield	1	8
@astramar	2	9-10
@fun.farms	2	11-12
@cryptovisitor	1	13
@irvet	1	14
@anonyvoter	1	15
@servelle	2	16-17
@amaari	2	18-19
@manuvert	1	20
@pepetoken	2	21-22
@ieronimus	1	23
@hivecurious	1	24
@efmm	2	25-26
@keechadkikali	1	27
@astym	2	28-29
@vaynard86	1	30
@esbat	1	31
@cursephantom	1	32
@svanbo	2	33-34
@iceledy	2	35-36
@edgerik	1	37
@belhaven14	1	38
@pirulito.zoado	1	39
@holovision.cash	1	40

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 40 which belongs to our lucky winner:

holovision.cash

@holovision.cash, 40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

Your !LOLZ command didn't work. 😅

[svanbo]

This seems to happen more often recently. Maybe we oversee something, I mean a reason why the bot commands sometimes don't work.... !BBH !PGM !CTP

[bbhbot]

@savvytester! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @svanbo. _(1/1)

[savvytester]

So far, I know that the LOLZ command won't be successful for any particular LOLZ holder if the maximum daily tipping limit (depending on staked LOLZ) has been reached or the same target Hive user has already been tipped LOLZ 2 times within the day (EST). 🤔😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

That's the same as i know !wine

[savvytester]

Maybe we don't know other restrictions of the LOLZ bot yet, which makes our LOLZ tipping commands unsuccessful. 🤔😅 !wine

[svanbo]

Possible but not probable when I consider how good you're usually informed.... !LOL !LUV

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
_{Credit: reddit}
@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
_{Credit: playbyhive}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[savvytester]

Here's the first comment on this !LOLZ burner post for today! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
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[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !LUV! 😎

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(9/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[keechadkikali]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(5/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[servelle]

And another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 8000 replies. Your next target is to reach 8250 replies.

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[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.
_{Credit: happyme}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo_(2/5) tipped @lolz.burner

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[holovision.cash]

Thank you.

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ Burning brightly! !ALIVE 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[fun.farms]

Second !LOLZ burn for Wednesday! !MEME 🙃

[meme.bot]

Credit: lolz.burner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[anonyvoter]

Here you go !LOLZ 🙂

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[barski]

!LOLZ
!VSC
!HUG

[visualbot]

_{@barski has sent VSC to @lolz.burner}

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[hug.bot]

Dear @lolz.burner, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @barski.
_(1/3)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.farms]

!PIMP !ALIVE !LOLZ 🤡

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@fun.farms just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @barski.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[youarealive]

@barski! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
_{Credit: reddit}
@barski, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @fun.farms, here is a little bit of BEER from @barski for you. Enjoy it!

Did you know that <a href='https://dcity.io/cityyou can use BEER at dCity game to buy cards to rule the world.

[barski]

!HBIT
!VSC
!BBH

[bbhbot]

@fun.farms! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @barski. _(3/5)

[barski]

!BEER