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Are you telling me I'm so good that my artwork caused you to laugh uncontrollably?

I've read somewhere that inconceivable beauty can stir up these type of inappropriate emotions. TBH, it doesn't really surprise me that my artwork has caused this type of reaction.

Like I tell almost everybody that I meet in person, if it weren't for my holy level of humbleness I'd probably be the next Picasso. Everyone I've asked have agreed that I'm the humblest person that they've ever seen! I'm that good at being humble and I don't even try!

Right now, this is me not trying to be humble...no joke! I'm THAT good!!!

Yes, a lot of people love me, mostly because I'm so humble, but also because of my great talents and godly appearance. I also have a really good singing voice and radio voice and I can bench like 400 lbs without stretching or warming up, but it's not a big deal, I just have good genes.

Anyways, I digress. Thanks for your support ;)

I really do luv u.

I luv me 2, bro. I luv me a lot of me. In fact, I luv me so much that I can't stop looking at me in the mirror.

I'm looking right now as I type this...no joke. I'm doing a peck dance as I practice my bicep flex pose. I taught myself to type with my left hand cuz the mirror is to my left, making my pose look so much sexier when I do it with my right arm, but I've got to make sure to lean into it and wink at myself with a cocky smile.

Sometimes I have to stop typing so that I can wank one out. Hopefully that isn't TMI...

I'm down for exchanging numbers with you if you're interested in hanging out some time ;)