Introducing the Official LOLZ Burner Account - You Earn When We Burn!

in LOLZ's Fun House9 months ago

Welcome to Our First Official LOLZ Earn and Burn Giveaway!

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We are excited to launch the LOLZ Project's official LOLZ Giveaway and Burn Contest. Starting today, we will be running a unique daily LOLZ Giveaway that we hope you all will like.

How It Will Work And How to Enter

We have created a new LOLZ Burner account - @lolz.burner.

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Each day, @lolz.burner will post a new giveaway. Each giveaway will run for 7 days, with the winner being drawn as part of the giveaway posted 8 days later.

To enter you need to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command in a comment to the post. For each LOLZ you send, you will earn 1 ticket for the draw.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from the giveaway post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked. !lolz

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

The goal of the buy and burns is to support the price of the LOLZ and FUN tokens, while reducing token inflation.

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We Can't Wait To Get Started!

We were going to start the giveaway tomorrow, but we just can't wait. So lets make this our first Official LOLZ Giveaway and Burn post.

Just for today, @lolz.burner will make a comment to this post. To enter, use the !lolz command on that comment. Starting tomorrow, you will need to go to @lolz.burner's posts to enter, but just for today you need to enter using @lolz.burners comment.

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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LOLZ Free For All

What do you think of our news? Help us share it with your friends and earn some LOLZ in our LOLZ Free For All! While this post is active, you can earn up to 7 LOLZ!

Drop us a comment below (1 LOLZ)
Tag a friend in your comment (1 LOLZ per friend up to 3 friends)
Re-blog this post and tell us you did in the comments (3 LOLZ)

Note all rewards will come staked.

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Let's get this started! Send me an LOLZ using the !lolz command on this comment to enter.

It's so easy even a Caveman can do it!

!lolz
!gif so easy

Even a little cartoon meme frog! !lolz

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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@captaincryptic, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

I'll toss myself into this! I tag @caelum1infernum, @littlebee4, and @flaxz! I reblogged it! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

!LOLZ

Thanks for sharing the news, and good luck! !lolz !DROPLOLZ 6

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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@tydynrain, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(1/10)
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You're most welcome, absolutely! Thank you! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

!ALIVE

Thank you, Erik! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

@tydynrain! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ flaxz. (11/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz right back at ya!

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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@efmm, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(8/10)
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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of meesterboom

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of flaxz

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Lets !lolz it up in here!

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

I guess I'll try too!
!lolz

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of synergized

(1/8)
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I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolz.burner

(1/0)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Let's go!!!
!LOL

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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@voltz-blag, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(9/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

remaining commands 11

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(8/10)
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!lolz

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Go, Go, Burn !LOL

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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(4/10)
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!lolz

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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@cursephantom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(11/10)
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!LOLZ

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
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!lolz

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(12/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

k, I'll give it a go !lol

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
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!lolz

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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@fjworld, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(13/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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@amaari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(14/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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(5/10)
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Very cool !LOLZ


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What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of littlebee4

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

Wow, so many new things happening in !LOLZ land!

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 6

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

Credit: reddit
@efmm, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(21/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

oops ... dropped an L in that !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@efmm - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Thank you much for the tag! I appreciate it! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

Upvoted, reblogged, tagged @libertycrypto27 and now I'm going to give some !LOLZ to the @lolz.burner... because once you have a LOL, you want moaaaar LOLZ!

Happy to see the project coming out with this cool idea :)

!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

remaining commands 1

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

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(8/10)
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!lolz

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Good luck! @astramar

!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

remaining commands 0

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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!LOLZ

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

Credit: reddit
@thebighigg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(15/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

First HBD to LOLz Dividend and now LOLz burner! Nice improvement!
Reblogged and Tagged for more FUN too!
@tinyputerboy
@vaynard86
@vrezyy
*Sorry for tagging you guys 😂🙏

Keep it up !LOLz Team.

oops ... dropped an l in that !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@cursephantom - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 6

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

Credit: reddit
@cursephantom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(16/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

What da hail?! 16/10... Master of the LOLz token uses power abuse !LOL
First time see this 😂🤣🤣

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Credit: reddit
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ
!PGM
!DHEDGE

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

remaining commands 10

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(9/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 6

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(17/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

oops ... dropped an l in that !DROPLOLZ

dang... dropped the drop that time! !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@servelle - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

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let the burning begin!
!DHEDGE

!lolz

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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@sylmarill, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(18/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Reblogged! Frens / fwends: @fjworld @mcoinz79 @efmm

Thank you!!
!LOLZ

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 6

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

Credit: reddit
@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(19/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

oops ... dropped an l in that !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@pepetoken - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Alritey Cap!
Tagging @houhou @bossingclint @xiannelee
reblogged too!

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 6

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

Credit: reddit
@vaynard86, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(20/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

oops ... dropped an L in that !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@vaynard86 - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Thatsgreat
@mathfb @blackleg @usergabs
!LOL

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 6

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

Credit: reddit
@crazyphantombr, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(22/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

oops ... dropped an L in that !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@crazyphantombr - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I'll be sure to enter!
Reblogged for extra !LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Thanks for helping spread the news! !lolz !DROPLOZ 3

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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@amaari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(23/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

oops ... dropped an L in that !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@amaari - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

!LOL

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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(24/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

I like the idea, keep up the great work!
And reblogged
!PIZZA

Thanks for sharing the news. !lolz !DROPLOLZ 3

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@manuvert - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@manuvert - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@manuvert(1/5) tipped @lolztoken

Let’s burn baby! Reblogged!
!LOLZ

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Thanks for sharing the news! !lolz !DROPLOLZ 3

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Credit: marshmellowman
@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

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