• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  5 miles

  I named my dog "5 miles", so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Doing nothing

  Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Skills

  I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Shape

  I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato.

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Clock

  Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Birth certificate

  Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? He accidently smoked it.

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  TV show

  What is Barack Obamas favorite TV show? Game of Drones.

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Picture

  One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger. Comedian Mitch Hedberg

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Grow old

  We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  One look at this planet

  After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' William S. Burroughs

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  He who laughs last

  "He who laughs last didn't get the joke." - Charles de Gaulle

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Experience

  "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience." - George Bernard Shaw

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  President

  "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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• goooood (34)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Dog’s IQ

  "A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you." - Jay Leno

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  Jay Leno

  “The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.” – Jay Leno

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• goooood (34)in #life • 8 years ago

  One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening

  "One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." - Franklin P. Jones

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• goooood (34)in #halloween • 8 years ago

  Happy Halloween

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• goooood (34)in #introduceyouself • 8 years ago

  GOOOOOD

  Hi everyone Let me introduce myself for short. My name is Daniel. I work for a famous company. We develop marketing and PR strategy. I'm in PR as a manager. I've been studying…

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