improv (73)in Comedy Open Mic • 4 days agoPunday Monday 449!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Geography Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • 5 days agoStrap Yourself In -5minutefreewriteFor Strap yourself in! This rollercoaster really relies on the seatbelt. I know you were hoping the design was safe simply due to the physics of it all, but no, it's that…improv (73)in LOLZ's Fun House • 11 days agoPunday Monday 448!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cartoons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Feel Good • 18 days agoPunday Monday 447Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is moons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • last monthA dose of something unwelcome -5minutefreewriteFor What is unwelcome? No one's nose. It asks me for the time, and I offer it a kleenex. Will you ask me for the last time? There's too many sounds to concentrate on anything.…improv (73)in GEMS • last monthPunday Monday 445Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Saturday Night Live Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • last monthReferee -5minutefreewriteFor I have been a comedysportz referee. But not for a while. It's hard to imagine doing anything when I feel like my body is failing me. I know I won't always be sick. But…improv (73)in Feel Good • last monthPunday Monday 444Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is pneumonia Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • last monthShow her! -5minutefreewriteFor My parents were not the ones to appreciate my art. At least not to the point of buying it. Once my aunt offered to buy a log cabin I’d made as a diorama. In retrospect…improv (73)in Comedy Open Mic • last monthPunday Monday 443Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoBound to Fail -5minutefreewriteFor I'm bound to fail at any task I don't attempt. I'm also likely to fail most tasks I do attempt, but there's nothing bad about failing most things, ergo might as well…improv (73)in GEMS • 2 months agoPunday Monday 442!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is marsupials Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoBadly Made Gown -5minutefreewriteFor The gown is badly made. That shouldn't make you feel ashamed. You're not a good gown maker. So? There's plenty to learn by doing things badly. You can do them badly and…improv (73)in Feel Good • 2 months agoPunday Monday 441!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Platypuses Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Funny • 2 months agoPunday Monday 440!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoGradient -5minutefreewriteFor From one degree to another. it gets warmer gradually. Soon my feet are burning. Cinders, ash, toe jam. The toe jam begins to curdle, curl, up up up into the night sky like…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoPunday Monday 439!Welcome to Punday Monday! Celebrations of MLK Jr. Day to you all tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is drinks! Here's how to make a pun, if…improv (73)in Freewriters • 3 months agoReferee in the Game of Life -5minutefreewriteFor If... well, this is apt. This is. I have a whistle. And we're going to start blowing our whistles. We're going to call foul on the penalties around us. ICE. ICE is an…improv (73)in Feel Good • 3 months agoPunday Monday 438!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cats! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Feel Good • 3 months agoPunday Monday 437!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is mushrooms! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…