improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 6 days agoPunday Monday 422!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is honeybees Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 11 days agoLawyer of Last Resort -5minutefreewriteFor Who is the lawyer? This is the last resort. It's the apocalypse. Folks have mainly all died. But the ones who are left found this resort on an otherwise deserted island…improv (72)in Funny • 13 days agoPunday Monday 421!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is herbal remedies Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (72)in Freewriters • 26 days agoRank it! -5minutefreewriteFor Rank it! Air conditioning: 7/10 Tables: 8/10 Human bodies (mine): 6/10 Human bodies (in general): 10/10 Human bodies (mine, excluding mortality and fragility):…improv (72)in Funny • 27 days agoPunday Monday 419Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is moods! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 27 days agoivory tower -5minutefreewriteFor i vory tower vory vore eee vor oh bother vor I had a clever thought and lost it on the way to my fingers i vor Ivar's in Seattle. I vers I vaahhhrs i…improv (72)in #birthday • last monthIt's my birthday!Things I think I want to do today, but probably won't! Edit together my video of me getting better at juggling pins! Make a newsletter email of all my upcoming shows! Write…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • last monthPunday Monday 418!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is holidays! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in #pun • last monthWhere do we get our bathroom supplies from?As I wander through the porcelain orchards, I seek fruit-bearing toilet trees. My wife heard me say something like that, and she thought I plucked it ripe and ready-made from a…improv (72)in Freewriters • last monthHorseshoe -5minutefreewriteFor I love playing horseshoes. I love a little easygoing game. I love a little bit of movement and being around folks and nothing being hard. That's what horseshoes feels…improv (72)in Feel Good • last monthPunday Monday 417!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Birds! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 months agoPunday Monday 416!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Soda! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 2 months agoPunday Monday 415 take 2Welcome to Punday Monday! Take 2! I know you have Wisconsin puns within you. Bring them out to play! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is…improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 2 months agoPunday Monday 415!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Wisconsin! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 months agoPunday Monday 414!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is monks! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 2 months agoPunday Monday 413!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is internet! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 3 months agoPunday Monday 412!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Maps! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 3 months agoFlea Surgeon -5minutefreewriteFor Flea surgeon Don't wanna BE Surgeon It's too scar-Y surgeon To do it on ME surgeon I get so afraid of the scalpels and pins Run away from the exposed shins Not a…improv (72)in #letting • 3 months agoI use my drafts when I've written something but decided against sending it, but just can't let the words not exist. These are from drafts...August 2024 which is a sense of loss and grief. A sadness that my kid will not know the brilliant man my father was, and that some of his knowledge is, in fact, lost forever.…improv (72)in Freewriters • 3 months agogrill freewriteYes we are. HA HAHA Oof! Halal Grill. The grill has fire inside. It has smoke especially if the grease drips down. I can burn clean though sometimes. Sometimes people who…