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improv (73)in Freewriters • 5 days ago
Guardian -5minutefreewrite
Guardian Parent or guardian... That's... I remember that from forms as a kid. And it seemed like, well, aren't all parents also guardians, so why not just say guardian? I…
$3.36
Pending payout amount: $3.36
Breakdown: 0.00 HBD, 39.07 HIVE, 39.07 HP
Payout in 2 days
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improv (73)in Freewriters • 6 days ago
My First Bicycle -5minutefreewrite
For My first bicycle. Is it the one I remember. Black and green. Surely a mountain bike. Rubber grip with those striations, those lines, those grooves. I remember streamers…
$3.33
Pending payout amount: $3.33
Breakdown: 0.00 HBD, 38.76 HIVE, 38.76 HP
Payout in 19 hours
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improv (73)in Freewriters • 12 days ago
Not Very Resilient -5minutefreewrite
For Sometimes I think I'm not very resilient, and then I think I AM very resilient. Like, I'm still here. Is that an accomplishment? But I'm tired all the time, and I…
$3.39
Past Payouts $3.39
- Author $1.70
- Curators $1.69
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improv (73)in Freewriters • 21 days ago
Those Jeans Are Cheap -5minutefreewrite
For Damn, they're falling apart. You can see the threads fraying from the moment you buy them. Said my dad. But nothing is made the way it used to be. That isn't the…
$3.07
Past Payouts $3.07
- Author $1.54
- Curators $1.54
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improv (73)in Funny • 21 days ago
Punday Monday 475!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Pirates Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
$3.70
Past Payouts $3.70
- Author $1.85
- Curators $1.85
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improv (73)in Freewriters • 28 days ago
In the back of the fridge -5minutefreewrite
For You know what's in the back of the fridge? Pickled radishes, mainly. I went a little wild pickling radishes. And they're good! Don't get me wrong, but my tastes kind of go…
$2.95
Past Payouts $2.95
- Author $1.48
- Curators $1.47
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improv (73)in Comedy Open Mic • 28 days ago
Punday Monday 474!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is swords Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
$3.55
Past Payouts $3.55
- Author $1.77
- Curators $1.77
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improv (73)in Funny • last month
Punday Monday 473
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is ghosts Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
$1.11
Past Payouts $1.11
- Author $0.56
- Curators $0.56
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improv (73)in Freewriters • last month
Going to Exercise -5minutefreewrite
For I swear it's not an excuse. I want to exercise. I would be going to exercise. I can't...Well, I guess I could do something, but I'm not able to do the exercise I want, so…
$1.27
Past Payouts $1.27
- Author $0.64
- Curators $0.64
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improv (73)in GEMS • last month
Punday Monday 472!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is spiders Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
$5.04
Past Payouts $5.04
- Author $2.52
- Curators $2.52
100 2
improv (73)in #puns • 2 months ago
Punday Monday 471!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is vacuums She was an amazing person Here's how to make a pun, if you don't…
$2.16
Past Payouts $2.16
- Author $1.08
- Curators $1.08
90 2
improv (73)in GEMS • 2 months ago
Punday Monday 470!
Welcome to Punday Monday! Sorry we missed a week! I was very sick last week. Everyone gets an HSBI as recompense because you all had fabulous puns! Thanks for your submissions…
$4.44
Past Payouts $4.44
- Author $2.22
- Curators $2.22
114 2
improv (73)in Proof of Brain • 2 months ago
Punday Monday 469!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Dolly Parton She was an amazing person Here's how to make a pun, if you don't…
$2.76
Past Payouts $2.76
- Author $1.38
- Curators $1.38
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improv (73)in GEMS • 3 months ago
Punday Monday 468!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Sharks Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
$3.50
Past Payouts $3.50
- Author $1.75
- Curators $1.75
113 4
improv (73)in GEMS • 3 months ago
Punday Monday 467!
Welcome to Punday Monday! Hey! Glad to see so many new punsters! Everyone gets an HSBI this week! That’s @roswelborges, @nectarbytes, @tortangkahoy, @yechee, and @hatdogsensei! tl;dr Make a pun about the
$3.75
Past Payouts $3.75
- Author $1.88
- Curators $1.87
160 4
improv (73)in Freewriters • 3 months ago
No Parking -5minutefreewrite
For There's no parking allowed anywhere within a mile of the place we're going. It's the middle of the city, but there's just no place for people to park. The streets aren't…
$3.05
Past Payouts $3.05
- Author $1.53
- Curators $1.52
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improv (73)in GEMS • 3 months ago
Punday Monday 466!
Welcome to Punday Monday! We were out of town, sorry we missed another week! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Frozen Here's how to make…
$3.10
Past Payouts $3.10
- Author $1.55
- Curators $1.55
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improv (73)in Funny • 3 months ago
Punday Monday 465!
Welcome to Punday Monday! We’re out of town, sorry we missed a week! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is dragons Here's how to make a pun…
$1.99
Past Payouts $1.99
- Author $0.99
- Curators $0.99
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improv (73)in #puns • 4 months ago
Punday Monday 464!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Seattle Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…
$3.23
Past Payouts $3.23
- Author $1.62
- Curators $1.61
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improv (73)in Boating • 4 months ago
Punday Monday 463!
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is The Mariana Trench Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…
$0.63
Past Payouts $0.63
- Author $0.32
- Curators $0.31
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