PostsCommentsPayoutsimprov (73)in GEMS • 2 days agoPunday Monday 446!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Family Guy Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • 7 days agoA dose of something unwelcome -5minutefreewriteFor What is unwelcome? No one's nose. It asks me for the time, and I offer it a kleenex. Will you ask me for the last time? There's too many sounds to concentrate on anything.…improv (73)in GEMS • 9 days agoPunday Monday 445Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Saturday Night Live Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • 13 days agoReferee -5minutefreewriteFor I have been a comedysportz referee. But not for a while. It's hard to imagine doing anything when I feel like my body is failing me. I know I won't always be sick. But…improv (73)in Feel Good • 15 days agoPunday Monday 444Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is pneumonia Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • 22 days agoShow her! -5minutefreewriteFor My parents were not the ones to appreciate my art. At least not to the point of buying it. Once my aunt offered to buy a log cabin I’d made as a diorama. In retrospect…improv (73)in Comedy Open Mic • 22 days agoPunday Monday 443Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • 28 days agoBound to Fail -5minutefreewriteFor I'm bound to fail at any task I don't attempt. I'm also likely to fail most tasks I do attempt, but there's nothing bad about failing most things, ergo might as well…improv (73)in GEMS • 29 days agoPunday Monday 442!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is marsupials Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Freewriters • last monthBadly Made Gown -5minutefreewriteFor The gown is badly made. That shouldn't make you feel ashamed. You're not a good gown maker. So? There's plenty to learn by doing things badly. You can do them badly and…improv (73)in Feel Good • last monthPunday Monday 441!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Platypuses Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Funny • last monthPunday Monday 440!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoGradient -5minutefreewriteFor From one degree to another. it gets warmer gradually. Soon my feet are burning. Cinders, ash, toe jam. The toe jam begins to curdle, curl, up up up into the night sky like…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoPunday Monday 439!Welcome to Punday Monday! Celebrations of MLK Jr. Day to you all tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is drinks! Here's how to make a pun, if…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoExtreme -zapfic50wordsExtreme men felt extremely threatened in the place of peace. They destroyed it with words, deprivation, and bombs. Their children knew only extreme fear, hunger, and sorrow. When…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoReferee in the Game of Life -5minutefreewriteFor If... well, this is apt. This is. I have a whistle. And we're going to start blowing our whistles. We're going to call foul on the penalties around us. ICE. ICE is an…improv (73)in Feel Good • 2 months agoPunday Monday 438!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cats! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Feel Good • 2 months agoPunday Monday 437!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is mushrooms! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (73)in Feel Good • 2 months agoPunday Monday 436!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is food additives! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (73)in Freewriters • 2 months agoThe Authority -5minutefreewriteFor The Authority The authority I don't have that authority. I have authored that without tea. Not even coffee.. Distopian novel about authority about The Authority…