PostsCommentsPayoutsimprov (72)in Freewriters • yesterdayBound to Fail -5minutefreewriteFor I'm bound to fail at any task I don't attempt. I'm also likely to fail most tasks I do attempt, but there's nothing bad about failing most things, ergo might as well…improv (72)in GEMS • 2 days agoPunday Monday 442!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is marsupials Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 9 days agoBadly Made Gown -5minutefreewriteFor The gown is badly made. That shouldn't make you feel ashamed. You're not a good gown maker. So? There's plenty to learn by doing things badly. You can do them badly and…improv (72)in Feel Good • 10 days agoPunday Monday 441!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Platypuses Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Funny • 16 days agoPunday Monday 440!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (72)in Freewriters • 21 days agoGradient -5minutefreewriteFor From one degree to another. it gets warmer gradually. Soon my feet are burning. Cinders, ash, toe jam. The toe jam begins to curdle, curl, up up up into the night sky like…improv (72)in Freewriters • 23 days agoPunday Monday 439!Welcome to Punday Monday! Celebrations of MLK Jr. Day to you all tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is drinks! Here's how to make a pun, if…improv (72)in Freewriters • 27 days agoExtreme -zapfic50wordsExtreme men felt extremely threatened in the place of peace. They destroyed it with words, deprivation, and bombs. Their children knew only extreme fear, hunger, and sorrow. When…improv (72)in Freewriters • 27 days agoReferee in the Game of Life -5minutefreewriteFor If... well, this is apt. This is. I have a whistle. And we're going to start blowing our whistles. We're going to call foul on the penalties around us. ICE. ICE is an…improv (72)in Feel Good • last monthPunday Monday 438!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cats! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Feel Good • last monthPunday Monday 437!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is mushrooms! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Feel Good • last monthPunday Monday 436!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is food additives! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (72)in Freewriters • 2 months agoThe Authority -5minutefreewriteFor The Authority The authority I don't have that authority. I have authored that without tea. Not even coffee.. Distopian novel about authority about The Authority…improv (72)in Freewriters • 2 months agoNow, not Then -5minutefreewriteFor Now... Not then as in previously nor then as in later. Huh. I never thought about how then can mean both future and past. It's simply not now. Though it can bring us…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 months agoPunday Monday 435!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is carols! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…Countdown terminated on Dec 29, 2025, 5:32 PMimprov (72)in Funny • 2 months agoPunday Monday 434Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is dogs! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Feel Good • 2 months agopunday monday 433!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is herons! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 2 months agoPunday Monday 432!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Superheroes! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like…improv (72)in Funny • 3 months agoPunday Monday 431!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Peanuts Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in GEMS • 3 months agoPoetry for breakfastToday my breakfast consists of rice cakes and exhaustion That isn't true, but the truth is, Today my breakfast consists of a spoonful of peanut butter The leftover oatmeal…