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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
c'mon boy
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in the…
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juvald (27)in #life • 8 years ago
A MOMENT OF TAUGHT
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
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juvald (27)in #animals • 8 years ago
Study has shown
An extensive government study has revealed that the leading cause of cancer in laboratory rats is scientists.
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juvald (27)in #computerizing • 8 years ago
AVL tree
Whoever invented the AVL tree, should be hanged from one. I'll even paint it in red and black for him. #Trying unsuccessfully to create one for hours
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
A wiseman once said:
"Who ever cursed a one's mother he is motherfucker" המוציא דבר קללה מפיו אינעל אבי אבי אביו.
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juvald (27)in #life • 8 years ago
secrets
-"three can keep a secret if two are dead" Benjamin Franklin.
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juvald (27)in #pets • 8 years ago
Blind
Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy, says, “They won’t let us in with our…
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juvald (27)in #life • 8 years ago
Forgetful Dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The…
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
Endless loop
The following story is told by computer science professors at universities around the world, when they want to explain the term "endless loop". Definitely a confusing term, but…
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
how many sticks ?!
write your opinion in the comments !
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juvald (27)in #pandas • 8 years ago
Challenge Accepted
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
TV
In america you watch TV. In soviet Russia TV watches you
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
Elections
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job." The German doctor…
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
In soviet Russia
In America, You can Always find a party. In soviet Russia the party can always find you...
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
911
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my…
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juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago
Restaurant
Waiter: What would you like to order, sir ? I: What do you have ? Waiter: We have a soup, it's our today's special. I:Sounds good. I'll take it. I:What soup is that …
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juvald (27)in #fun • 8 years ago
Karma is the name of the game
credit card won’t work at the supermarket I: try again, it can’t be real! cashier: trying. won’t work The costumer behind : come on! I:Hold on, idiot. cashier:It…
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