• rockabillygypsy (25)in #toilets • 8 years ago

  Toilets are designed by men.

  First of all, I clean the commode like, every other day. And in cleaning, I find myself having to use Q-tips to get into crevices where I'm not sure how dirt (yea, let's call it…

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• rockabillygypsy (25)in #drinking • 8 years ago

  Tuesday Booze Day - The Pickle Barrel incident

  Characters: Me, Andra (quiet but not too quiet), Jen (a tiny, quiet, reserved girl), and Lola (like me but louder) Scene: last stop on a 4 stop pub crawl, Pickle Barrel, a small…

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• rockabillygypsy (25)in #exhausted • 8 years ago

  Who's running this show? (Long day)

  I managed 2.5 hours of sleep for like, the 3rd time this week, up at 5:30, yelling at kids to get their sorry asses out of bed, that I did my time in elementary school and I was…

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• rockabillygypsy (25)in #haircolor • 8 years ago

  That time I dyed my scalp pink...

  This was about 6 years ago.... I've since become only slightly better at coloring my hair myself. the pink in my hair: adjusting the camera lighting to see how my scalp is…

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• rockabillygypsy (25)in #dreams • 8 years ago

  I hope my dreams aren't psychic...

  I was harshly awoken to my asshole of a phone alarm after a solid 4.5 hours of sleep. That, is not my gripe. As the day has worn on, I've remembered my dreams, which were…

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• rockabillygypsy (25)in #babysitting • 8 years ago

  The juvenile delinquents in my life (children)

  I babysit an 8 year old (and her 9 year old sister) that I refer to as "E" in my ever increasing tumblr posts of her quotes. This kid has negotiation tactics that make the KGB…

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• rockabillygypsy (25)in #drinking • 8 years ago

  Do I need an intro?

  I lost another designated driver! First, my selfish niece up and moved off to Australia to be with the man she loved. The nerve. Then, THEN, through no fault of my own, my…

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