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• sillyfilthy (55)in #zappl • 8 years ago

  Testing Zappl

  Whoo hoo!

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years ago

  ode to the emperor of naps

  The sea lies charted, The Earth is mapped; I am the statue, erect I am the President-elect of Sleep I am the Emperor of Naps ("Make way, make beds for His Royal Highness…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years ago

  ode to toothbrush

  my dentist doesn't consider it sexual harassment to explore my cavities he does a very thorough job with the penetrations, professionally and without innuendo

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years ago

  ode to dream

  listen you, about a dream I had it was silly, really it was filthy, surely it was colored poorly, alas, but it had violence and lust and sex and Bloombergian sugary…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years ago

  ode to startup

  nice boat (blue sea) who you think you think like, tech VC? what, you're like. . . early investor in some startup disaster? making money by putting money in thing…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #poetry • 8 years ago

  ode to paint

  i adore paint all day long i paint long long shadows you know an artist when he is paint-covered from head to salami (I'm painting a sandwich) please go away I am…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #poetry • 8 years ago

  ode to people who are riots

  you're such a riot. he says: i went back to Canada, to be with the woman I loved at the time "at the time?" "at the time!" the peanut gallery senses a story; "at the…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  ode to beets

  they say that if you beet your woman you love her they say, looking over the purple manger there is strangeness in all recipes lest she partake of the beets of a…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shitty • 9 years ago

  cat at night

  I am the cat a cat at night the clouds are wurst the night is young I sleep in straw singing the songs of everything I am white and black and speckled throughout when…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  sad poem

  acquire a dollar one million times there is nothing in trees they are just skin poop, poop say a thing that rolls off your tongue the dog is quiet, the dog is sad…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  ode to computers

  when I am not looking it's clicking and blinking (ode to computers) what are we thinking? I am a basket case, watching Netflix todos los dias! I had a reverie, that…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  This poem is the one

  this is the poem that's going to blow up (like ISIS Chinatown on Ramadan New Year) in short, the one that will     put me on the map this is the poem which will feed all…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  Ode to a Washington Machine

  I put my clothes, stupidly, into a Washington machine when they came home, in a bag, they were nobody's clothes. the streets of our nation's capital are traces of the…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  ode to the president

  feeble witch thumbs around your blackberry, choking computer illiterate like watching grandma struggle with two-factor authentication i will one day die but why today?

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  haiku about sitting in a coffee shop

  this isn't a haiku the man across from me has a beard, oh, Brooklyn

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  ode to a turtle

  most elegant creature a turtle is not where is the bathroom? the turtle forgot! I spent $400 on this Persian knit now there's a turtle imprinted in it

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  ode to a mailbox

  you eat illiterate shit all day they don't know Shakespeare from pear shakes but you are so crucial let me put a love letter into your womb your little blue eagle stuck in…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #life • 9 years ago

  My personal insights into smoking addiction might help you quit, if you want it.

  Edit: Added last section. I was a pretty heavy smoker, unfortunately, for many years. Recently, I quit once and for all. I'm not going to lecture you about how terrible…

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  Untitled

  my neighbor is sexy I want her body she flew off her pedestal (she's very clumsy)

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• sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 9 years ago

  Poem About The Sea

  a little bird told me that your mind is old is as old as guacamole holy shit, marijuana turns your body to sand standing, reprimanding the quiet sea the mermaids set my…

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