• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.

  source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.

  $2.68

  • Past Payouts $2.68
  • - Author $2.20
  • - Curators $0.48

   24 2
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.

  source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.

  $0.19

  • Past Payouts $0.19
  • - Author $0.19
  • - Curators $0.00

   5 0
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...

  source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop...

  $0.11

  • Past Payouts $0.11
  • - Author $0.11
  • - Curators $0.00

   3 0
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.

  source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.

  $5.37

  • Past Payouts $5.37
  • - Author $4.27
  • - Curators $1.10

   25 6
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...

  source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie, then you remember your country failed to make the World Cup.

  $0.18

  • Past Payouts $0.18
  • - Author $0.18
  • - Curators $0.00

   3 1
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...

  source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor "Not a Mother Day" are days celebrated with card giving, isn't…

  $0.17

  • Past Payouts $0.17
  • - Author $0.17
  • - Curators $0.00

   5 1
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Every rental car after I return it.

  source: Every rental car after I return it.

  $5.24

  • Past Payouts $5.24
  • - Author $4.11
  • - Curators $1.13

   22 3
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...

  source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicular manslaughter by the lady, or theft…

  $3.14

  • Past Payouts $3.14
  • - Author $2.50
  • - Curators $0.65

   10 4
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.

  source: Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.

  $2.93

  • Past Payouts $2.93
  • - Author $2.36
  • - Curators $0.57

   20 3
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"

  source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, location."…

  $6.01

  • Past Payouts $6.01
  • - Author $4.68
  • - Curators $1.33

   22 5
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Sexual Misconduct Allegations Coverage

  source: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Rampant: Do You Have Proper Coverage?" I assume…

  $0.30

  • Past Payouts $0.30
  • - Author $0.29
  • - Curators $0.00

   10 2
• swenger (58)in #memechallenge • 6 years ago

  Memechallenge #73- Entry 1

  $0.10

  • Past Payouts $0.10
  • - Author $0.10
  • - Curators $0.00

   3 0
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  World Cup Soccer prediction

  source: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are called to attend to an injured player, Switzerland will be…

  $3.15

  • Past Payouts $3.15
  • - Author $2.55
  • - Curators $0.59

   21 1
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny

  source: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny.

  $3.34

  • Past Payouts $3.34
  • - Author $2.71
  • - Curators $0.63

   9 1
• swenger (58)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace

  source: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace.

  $0.89

  • Past Payouts $0.89
  • - Author $0.81
  • - Curators $0.08

   14 6
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training

  source: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training.

  $6.16

  • Past Payouts $6.16
  • - Author $4.91
  • - Curators $1.25

   21 4
• swenger (58)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  McDonalds coming to North Korea?

  source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises. There will be slight menu alterations, such as the "McPet Nuggets".

  $0.73

  • Past Payouts $0.73
  • - Author $0.65
  • - Curators $0.08

   12 8
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Just shoot me.

  source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was brushing away…

  $0.28

  • Past Payouts $0.28
  • - Author $0.28
  • - Curators $0.00

   8 2
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Stand up comedy class tonight

  source: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you funnier" according to the advertisement. I think I'll show up 15…

  $3.28

  • Past Payouts $3.28
  • - Author $2.69
  • - Curators $0.59

   23 4
• swenger (58)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  When BTC finally starts to make a move up!

  source: When BTC finally starts to make a move up!

  $12.27

  • Past Payouts $12.27
  • - Author $9.74
  • - Curators $2.53

   16 6