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talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 6 years ago
A Distracting UFO
Have you ever been watching someone dance in the park only to be distracted by the UFO landing behind them? Those UFOs need to stick to the designated UFO landing areas.
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talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 6 years ago
Unicorn Farts Poem
Unicorn farts, Full of magic and love. Be careful if, They rain from above. The smell is like, The sweetest dream. They taste just like, Delicious ice cream. If a…
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talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 6 years ago
Can of Farts Poem
When exploring smells, And exploring the arts, What can be sweeter, Than a can of farts.
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talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 6 years ago
Impressing People
If you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find a place you deem appropriate, place the pan on the ground…
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talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 6 years ago
Space Mysteries Haiku Poem
Gazing at the stars, While they twinkle and gaze back, Mysteries in space.
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talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 6 years ago
Zoo Visit Poem
Visiting the zoo, Majesty, wonder, Natural beauty, natural strength, Light shimmers on water, Plays in trees, Don't stand down-wind from the elephants, They like to eat fruit and fart.
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talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 6 years ago
Cheeseburger Massage Poem
A cheeseburger, Full of drippy cheese, Lovingly cradled on a warm bun, Is a great thing to eat, But doesn't make, A great massage tool.
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talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 6 years ago
A Bright Day Poem
A warm, bright day, Wispy clouds play tag, Is that rain? No, it’s a flock of birds.
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talesofwriting (42)in #advice • 6 years ago
A Smelly Compliment
Smiling at random people can be a nice thing to do. Going up to random people and saying, "You smell nice," might not have the same effect.
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talesofwriting (42)in #poetry • 6 years ago
A Flying Farting Bird Haiku Poem
A flying bird farts, Which then makes it fly faster, Natural turbo boost.
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talesofwriting (42)in #gaming • 6 years ago
Innovation in Game Controls
If Nintendo created a new game controller based around farting, people wouldn’t get to play their games that often, and it would add a certain fragrance to game parties. Then…
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talesofwriting (42)in #story • 6 years ago
A Relaxing Story
Once upon a time Bert and Ernie were lying in bed as stars twinkled across a cool night sky. “Hey Bert?” said Ernie. “Yeah Ernie?” said Bert. Ernie rolled over to face…
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talesofwriting (42)in #story • 6 years ago
Bath Visit Story
Once upon a time a wizard was taking a bath, a yellow rubber ducky peeking through his long gray beard. “Oh rubber ducky, you’re so playful,” he said. He looked up and saw…
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talesofwriting (42)in #education • 6 years ago
Recycled Energy
Remember, on the Starship Enterprise their technology is such that they can recycle matter back into energy, to be used later with the replicator. So the next time Picard orders…
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talesofwriting (42)in #story • 6 years ago
A Story of Transcendent Simplicity
Once upon a time a man was walking through his local park. He breathed deeply, enjoying the clean, cool air. A bird flapped its wings and nestled among the trees. The man smiled. He liked birds.
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cryptokraze (69)in #food • 6 years ago
The Process of Manufacturing of Jelly at Commercial Level
Jelly is a mixture of semi-solid fruit juice, sugar and preserved. Making jellies is a great way to keep fruit aromas throughout the year for fun. Jelly is a product that is easy…
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talesofwriting (42)in #story • 6 years ago
A Unicorn’s Magic Story
Once upon a time a beautiful magical unicorn sauntered into a corner convenience store. “Hey, no animals allowed!” said the clerk, sure there must be someone right outside the…
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talesofwriting (42)in #story • 6 years ago
The Wobbly Sword Story
Once upon a time a giant sparkling knight appeared in the midst of a group of hooligans. “Behold, I am the Knight of the Wobbly Sword,” he said. Scratching his brow the lead…
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talesofwriting (42)in #education • 6 years ago
Avoiding Bears
Remember, the best way to avoid bears in the wilderness is to not go into the wilderness in the first place.
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talesofwriting (42)in #education • 6 years ago
Friendly Gorillas
Remember, gorillas at the zoo don't much care for it when you press your bare backside up against the glass and fart.
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