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Impressing People

talesofwriting (42)in #funny • 8 years ago

If you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find a place you deem appropriate, place the pan on the ground and fill it with the water. Then sit in the pan of water and fart. People will love the beautiful music.

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#writing #music #education #fun
8 years ago in #funny by talesofwriting (42)
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    hempress (55)
     8 years ago  

    Solid tip, dude...lol.

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      talesofwriting (42)
       8 years ago (edited) 

      I'm glad you found it useful. May all your farts meet with success.

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