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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • yesterday
Bump it up?
Everyday before grades are due: Day grades are due:
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Pending payout amount: $0.58
Breakdown: 0.29 HBD, 0.71 HP
Payout in 6 days
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 4 days ago
Coming out of their shell
When your kid goes from crawling to walking: Happens so fast, it can be hard to see the stages of progression. At the same time, somehow almost painfully slow. Daughter just…
$0.73
Pending payout amount: $0.73
Breakdown: 0.36 HBD, 0.89 HP
Payout in 3 days
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 6 days ago
Dad Joke
The rain on their wedding day caused sodium and chlorine to break up. Still attracted to each other though. Isn't it ionic? Don't ya think?
$0.73
Pending payout amount: $0.73
Breakdown: 0.36 HBD, 0.89 HP
Payout tomorrow
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 8 days ago
COVID curve
When those report cards come out: I'm blaming it on COVID-19, 20, 21, 22, and 23...
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- Author $0.40
- Curators $0.39
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 13 days ago
And here's Tom with the Weather!
Reporting the news about the classified documents be like: (In reference to the title) "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a…
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- Author $0.34
- Curators $0.34
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 17 days ago
Old "Meme"ories
Hope when I'm old I can tell my grandkids about what it was like growing up when I was young. Grandkids: Money used to be printed on paper? Like what we use for the…
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- Author $0.39
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rentmoney (73)in LeoFinance • 25 days ago
⭐️All The HBD This Post Earns Is Yours Week Fifty-Two⭐️
Attention: Did you know? There is just one ship left on our Battle-Hive grid. (What is Battle-Hive?) I'm happy you asked, Battle-Hive is a game played in the comment section…
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- Author $3.19
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 20 days ago
Hand-me-downs
Benefits of living on a hill: Free hand-me-downs! One man's trash is another man's treasure
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- Author $0.34
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rentmoney (73)in LeoFinance • 22 days ago
5% Up To $1000 USD Can Be Yours (Own A Piece Of The Action)
Readers: "RentMoney what is up with the Click Bait title?" RentMoney: "It Isn't Click Bait." Readers: "So what's the catch then." RentMoney "If I win so do you."…
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- Author $2.49
- Curators $2.46
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 28 days ago
Echo T-800
Cyberdyne Systems prime delivery
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- Author $0.21
- Curators $0.21
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 29 days ago
Egg Beaters
Price for a dozen eggs is too damn high. Eggscruciating pain, my wallet is taking a beating I know I'm going to sound old, but weren't eggs like a buck fifty for a dozen recently?
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- Author $0.19
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • last month
AI Memes
Just doing some experimenting with A.I. and thought this was kinda funny. With chatGPT, thispersondoesnotexist, and I think the world as we know it is starting to change as we…
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- Author $0.20
- Curators $0.19
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • last month
Pajamas
Designing kids clothes has to be the easiest job in the world. Have you seen the "I like bread" pajamas? I think the designer just throws darts at a board and comes up with these…
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- Author $0.03
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • last month
Turn it up to 11
Less than a week until Christmas be like:
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- Author $0.44
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • last month
It's all about the delivery
Delivered! Tell us how we did. Umm, why do you need so much validation, Amazon? You did good, Amazon. Proud of you. Paper clips and tube socks arrived in pristine…
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- Author $0.32
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • last month
Still need those TPS reports by Monday Morning
At work vs. at work Christmas party be like:
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- Author $0.43
- Curators $0.43
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rentmoney (73)in LeoFinance • 2 months ago
⭐️All The HBD This Post Earns Is Yours Week Fifty-One⭐️
Attention: Did you know? The long awaited Land addition to Splinterlands has officially released. Its still in the beginning phase and not fully functional yet but if you go…
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- Author $3.09
- Curators $3.05
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 2 months ago
If Home Alone were real
Driving to the airport, packed and ready to go on Christmas vacation and realize you forgot your kid Roll credits
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- Author $0.68
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c0ff33a (75)in #risingstar • 2 months ago
Rising Star Game - my progress and 20 Game Card Packs giveaway 🕺🏼
Scroll down past the boring bit to find the 20 Game Card Pack Giveaway Rules
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- Author $13.10
- Curators $12.90
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 2 months ago
Festivus Miracle
Grievances, I have a few But airing them is what I must do To find strength and move forward And achieve great feats, like a sword start with that meatloaf you made It was…
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