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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 12 hours ago
YOLO is a no-go
Looking at my retirement when I'm older:
$0.62
Pending payout amount: $0.62
Breakdown: 0.31 HBD, 0.37 HP
Payout in 7 days
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 3 days ago
Broke Stockers
Stock brokers preparing for Monday: Might need to get a part-time job stocking shelves
$1.42
Pending payout amount: $1.42
Breakdown: 0.71 HBD, 0.86 HP
Payout in 4 days
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 6 days ago
Sharing is Caring
That one guy with a Netflix account:
$2.50
Pending payout amount: $2.50
Breakdown: 1.25 HBD, 1.52 HP
Payout tomorrow
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 7 days ago
Sending them off to school
Back in my day, we were sent to school even if it was cold. Walked uphill in the snow, both ways.
$1.43
Past Payouts $1.43
- Author $0.72
- Curators $0.71
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 9 days ago
Cozy
Me, when I hear that it is freezing and snowing outside
$1.99
Past Payouts $1.99
- Author $1.00
- Curators $0.99
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 13 days ago
Her comes inflation
Due high inflation, the consumer price index has rising to reflect the cost people are paying for goods and services. In fact, sexual position 69 is now 96. The cost of eating out keeps going up.
$0.92
Past Payouts $0.92
- Author $0.46
- Curators $0.46
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improv (69)The Pun Masterin Comedy Open Mic • 15 days ago
Punday Monday 236!
Welcome to Punday Monday! Prize Update! In addition to a full upvote on each account that makes a pun on the week’s topic, I provide 1 HSBI. And We’re now posting in Comedy…
$14.11
Past Payouts $14.11
- Author $7.08
- Curators $7.03
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 14 days ago
Guess I'll have to watch cartoons then
7 year-old: When you test positive for covid so you have to stay home from school for a week
$0.75
Past Payouts $0.75
- Author $0.38
- Curators $0.37
18 0
theabsolute (64)in #comedyopenmic • 17 days ago
New Pokemon
I don't know about you guys, but I liked the original game better
$1.14
Past Payouts $1.14
- Author $0.58
- Curators $0.56
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 18 days ago
More like quarantine from my coworkers
When you see your boss at the store when you are at home doing a quarantine from covid
$0.49
Past Payouts $0.49
- Author $0.25
- Curators $0.24
18 0
theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 19 days ago
Sandbagging
I was at a bar years ago with a friend playing pool. We weren't the greatest, but not the worst in the world. A very drunken gentleman wanted to play a team game with his buddy…
$1.82
Past Payouts $1.82
- Author $0.92
- Curators $0.90
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improv (69)in Proof of Brain • 21 days ago
Punday Monday 235
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, The topic is Mixed Nuts. Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday? Pull up…
$15.49
Past Payouts $15.49
- Author $7.77
- Curators $7.72
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improv (69)in Proof of Brain • 28 days ago
Punday Monday 234
Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, The topic is New Years. Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday? Pull up…
$24.63
Past Payouts $24.63
- Author $12.34
- Curators $12.29
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amirtheawesome1 (67)in Comedy Open Mic • 25 days ago
The Comedy Open Mic Contest Update: 70 HBD in Prizes
Image source One week has passed since the beginning of the contest and the support has been incredible. After looking at the data, paying someone to explain them to me, and…
$33.38
Past Payouts $33.38
- Author $0.00
- Curators $33.38
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insight.pob (59)in #proofofbrain • 24 days ago
POBSTREET: NEW YEAR GIVE AWAY 1000 POB and 1000 VYB DELEGATION IN PRIZE POOL
The qualifications for the prize goes thus reblog this post and tag a friend in the comment section The last person that drop his or her comment on this post before the…
$17.62
Past Payouts $17.62
- Author $8.84
- Curators $8.77
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 23 days ago
Synchronized Clocks
Going into work at the wrong time with a bunch of ladies:
$0.93
Past Payouts $0.93
- Author $0.47
- Curators $0.46
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 24 days ago
New Beers Resolution
New Year's resolution is to stop drinking.... Also new Year's:
$1.28
Past Payouts $1.28
- Author $0.65
- Curators $0.63
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • 28 days ago
Hitting the slopes
Planning a trip to Colorado in December, expectation vs. reality
$0.98
Past Payouts $0.98
- Author $0.50
- Curators $0.49
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theabsolute (64)in #vybranium • last month
Word Problems
I enjoy math, but I understand that a lot of kids find it, well about as fun as sitting in the waiting room at a dentist office to get a root canal. I think part of that comes…
$1.33
Past Payouts $1.33
- Author $0.67
- Curators $0.65
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theabsolute (64)in #punchline • last month
The first regifting
Gee, thanks Wiseman. I think Jesus will really like this. Thanks so much
$0.95
Past Payouts $0.95
- Author $0.48
- Curators $0.47
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