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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • last year
Just Scroll With It
It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title…
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Bathroom break
When you remember that there was a test today
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Quick Question
When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Stopping me from logging in
When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Minivan Life
Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Change of tune
Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Ball Handling Skills
I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Incredible
When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit…
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Begone evil spirits!
Toddlers, when you try to get them to go to bed
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
When you gotta go
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Getting the blues
Toddlers when you tell them they can't watch Bluey for the rest of the day
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Caught empty-handed
How it feels eating the last of your kid's Halloween candy Wish he would have thrown his wrappers away to make it easier to find the good stuff
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
I blame tiktok
When kids have an analog clock in class, but need to check their phone to see what time it is
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
F around and find out
When a student thinks the test was easy because they copied their friend's paper, not realizing that they had a different version.
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Price Gouging
When stagflation is so bad and you have to give an arm and a leg to get groceries, but you manage to soldier on
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Teaching the kids how to clean
Seems so much different than when I was a kid
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
That's all folks!
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Maybe play outside
When your kid's friends come over to play
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Sorry Buddy
Canadians when they see what it's like in New York:
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theabsolute (65)in #punchline • 2 years ago
Pretend that it never happened
When your teacher catches you cheating on the test
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