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Think, think, let's get this writing done

Now we know who's the real inspiration behind the posts

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god, what an arrogant cock--atoo

hahah yeah if inspiration don't flow, threaten to poke the pen into the eye

Lol... I pity the bird. Feminists had lead a campaign for his extinction.

i think this one is a good one holy, she's trying to rehabilitate him back to picking up chicks (thanks josh!)

I don't care much what the pen looks like as long as it writes

I really like this pen holder, though

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you'll be the envy of all your cell mates

Hmm, probably giving them the wrong idea.

I'm still waiting for the high tech pen that can read my thoughts and write for itself.


I suspect Apple will out Google Tesla to a General Electric AI Pen

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just want one that can draw dicks by itself

The best way to pick up chicks

Except if you have a big bird hanging on to your pen that makes it hard to hide it

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it can deliver our babies

Hahaha... oh my... surely pulling this stunt

Personally, I prefer this new kind of pen

I need it to jump start my brain every few seconds

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hmm reminds me of that scene in one of the bond movies where he has a pen that explodes after a couple of clicks

Say hi to the new Meth

How did you know my hubby's name? Wait a minute...

Lol... I await your judgement my Lady.

That awkward moment when you are in the class and pen broke into your mouth.

happened to me in primary school
that's actually me
stayed down a good 40 years

Traffy is that a Etch a Sketch you are writing on? Havent see one since 1992.

no it's paper, they were around at least for another decade

A lot of steemians would not be familiar with a paper and pen

It also makes it hard to use when they swim away from you


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fuck, wanted to give this slightly more on the upvote
ah well :p

Haha I'm happy with your generous upvote m8 :) Cheers

New quill pen drawings can't be erased LOL

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ya, they're like tattoos
get one on your forehead

hehe silly joke but I like it :p

old school huh?..... not sure why but this reminds me of the liar-liar blue pen scene

Imperial much.

Not really, I just Sharpie alot

Myself, I Uni-ball, and good thing too I don't have a pair.

This is Dj?

No, I don't dj, only pilot.

Lol... alright.

Thank you. I liked the teacher reaction LOL

you're really just teaching your pet owl the steps to samba

Lol, to my pen, too, is always someone attached, ha ha ha :D

wow nice funny.have a dream.realy good gift.

Wow...excellent funny, nice post, thanks for sharing

owl eyes is wonderful and really funny
thanks for share ...
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very interesting

Hahaha....
Very funny.

Thanks for great post..i appreciate this funny..

haha new quial pen is so amazing.look at that bird so funny na.

This great funny post i like it...

ha ha ha this is really funny jok

You are lucky, your bird is just standing on the pen.

Mine is exploding everything!

Which is your choice?

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Nostril or owl?

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That reminds me of the old joke about the difference between kinky and perverted. (Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.)

source: http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Miscellaneous_Jokes/4842_q-whats-the-difference-between-kinky-and-perverted.html

Quill you tell me where you bought it from?
Owl like to buy one of these too, please.
Night even get two while I'm at it.