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meesterboom (79)in #life • 5 hours ago
Moon Pig Death Dig
Daddy-Bear, have you contacted a pet sitter yet for the holiday? The Good Lady called from another room. Her voice had a petulant edge which I suspected had more to do…
$107.42
Pending payout amount: $107.42
Breakdown: 53.71 HBD, 87.48 HP
Payout in 7 days
337 37
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 days ago
Zoodles
Hey, have you moved the spiraliser? The Good Lady echoed weirdly from the depths of one of the kitchen cupboards in which she was so deep that only her bootie and hind legs we…
$120.67
Pending payout amount: $120.67
Breakdown: 60.34 HBD, 98.27 HP
Payout in 4 days
399 73
meesterboom (79)in #life • 7 days ago
The Black Death
That's odd? I opined with a stroke of the chin like a man eating a watery fish taco. not the lady kind, for goodness sake keep your mind out of the gutter! What's odd…
$88.53
Pending payout amount: $88.53
Breakdown: 44.27 HBD, 72.09 HP
Payout in 7 hours
471 125
meesterboom (79)in #life • 12 days ago
Brittle Betty and the Highlander's Bridge
Fancy driving to Chatelherault today? The Good Lady bustled into the room and towered over me as I tapped away at my laptop keyboard. No can do baby girl, I am teasing…
$110.58
Past Payouts $110.58
- Author $55.35
- Curators $55.23
434 102
meesterboom (79)in #life • 14 days ago
Take Down
You know, before my slipped disc, I used to do MMA. Might be blowing my own trumpet but I was pretty damn good. Prolapse lifted his pint of beer up from his bulging belly…
$111.73
Past Payouts $111.73
- Author $55.93
- Curators $55.80
451 189
meesterboom (79)in #life • 21 days ago
Cool Air
Aye aye, whats going on here then? I strode into the lounge of my house and clapped my hands before pointing at each of my family members in turn with a panache rarely seen…
$84.67
Past Payouts $84.67
- Author $42.38
- Curators $42.29
383 104
meesterboom (79)in #life • 27 days ago
Testing Times
That's quite the cough you got there? My brother-in-law Stiff-Bottom remarked. We called him Stiff-Bottom because of his rampant homophobia that made him visibly…
$83.16
Past Payouts $83.16
- Author $41.63
- Curators $41.53
420 135
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Fenrir's Balls
Arrrgh, Fenrir's BALLS! I yelled as I slowed the car to avoid the utterly incompetent buffoon that had just swerved into my lane. Daddy... What are Fenrir's balls? The…
$71.92
Past Payouts $71.92
- Author $36.00
- Curators $35.92
407 120
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
The Sneaky Path
Have you been to Drumfearne down the harbour? You mustn't miss it, it's lovely. Stoop, the strange old man who owned the local shop grinned at me in the way that old people…
$71.18
Past Payouts $71.18
- Author $35.64
- Curators $35.54
450 89
meesterboom (79)in #life • last month
Is It Far?
We had arrived in Carradale. A tiny remote spot on the Kintyre peninsula on the West coast of Scotland. It was shit. There was nothing for miles. It has rained non stop…
$69.75
Past Payouts $69.75
- Author $34.91
- Curators $34.83
385 121
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Charlton Heston
The week was proving to be a long one. It had started out well, with a jaunt up the hilly north of Scotland and much walking, singing and night-wine. But that had ended…
$98.13
Past Payouts $98.13
- Author $49.13
- Curators $49.00
442 109
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Chum U
Whoa, steady there Mister! I looked around as I grunted with the Flying Bird machine in the gym. I had put it up a weight and as a result, my forehead was bulging with…
$75.37
Past Payouts $75.37
- Author $37.72
- Curators $37.66
357 101
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
A Crypto Break
Hey, BoomDawg. Are you crying? I set down my cup and looked up from my book at the twittish-sounding thing that was interrupting my precious lunchtime coffee. Ah. It…
$58.24
Past Payouts $58.24
- Author $29.15
- Curators $29.09
397 100
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Chair Weeeee Go
What's going on here? I yodelled at the mostly empty office as I marched up to my allotted desk. Nearby, an odd-looking developer twisted around in alarm. He had a long and…
$56.11
Past Payouts $56.11
- Author $28.09
- Curators $28.03
360 110
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
A Garden Tale
As I march toward the grave I have found myself snorting less coke and drinking less Courvoisier in da club at the weekends. Worse yet, I have occasionally found myself…
$110.25
Past Payouts $110.25
- Author $55.19
- Curators $55.06
483 117
meesterboom (79)in #life • 2 months ago
Altered Grill
Daddy-Bear, can you keep a side of the barbecue free for the vegetarian stuff? I looked down from my mighty smoky throne to the supplicant who had approached the most holy of…
$110.44
Past Payouts $110.44
- Author $55.28
- Curators $55.16
457 151
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
Goat Tea
Listen. It's about the Americans. El-Jefe rumbled like a night train pulling into a station. We were in the office. In one of the swanky multicoloured new meeting rooms.…
$37.92
Past Payouts $37.92
- Author $19.04
- Curators $18.88
566 90
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
With Strange Aeons
Daddy, what are those little things in the fish tank? The Little Lady was shading her eyes and peering in at the sides of her fish tank. Those little things in your fish…
$71.01
Past Payouts $71.01
- Author $35.56
- Curators $35.45
438 104
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
Satan's 'Art
I am not a man to use the term snowflake. At least not when it isn't Winter and indeed there is snow in them skies. Lately, however, my cover art was subject to the most insane…
$96.04
Past Payouts $96.04
- Author $48.07
- Curators $47.98
408 124
meesterboom (79)in #life • 3 months ago
Rolling In The Deep
Hey, can you give Shady a comb when I'm out? I think she struggles now she is getting on a bit. The Good Lady looked down at Shady our ancient old cat sympathetically as she…
$107.39
Past Payouts $107.39
- Author $53.77
- Curators $53.63
556 117

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