Hive

meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 days ago
No More
Hey darling, it's only a week till we go away. Can you print our travel documents out for the holiday? The Good Lady bustled about with some kind of laundry in her hand.…
$68.33
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 10 days ago
Parp
I sauntered into the living room after finishing work. It had been a long day and I was looking forward to making something tasty to eat and then sitting on my chuff on the couch…
$71.30
Past Payouts $71.30
- Author $35.68
- Curators $35.62
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 16 days ago
Tumshie
Indian Summers are fabulous aren't they? Enthused Florence Gump , a Mummy sort that was standing beside me as I watched my kids play on a rope swing in the local park.…
$59.02
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- Author $29.54
- Curators $29.48
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 25 days ago
Panned
You know that Toilet seat that we bought, can you fit it soon please? The old one is horrible? The Good Lady waved in the direction of the toilet as she spoke. Her face…
$60.57
Past Payouts $60.57
- Author $30.33
- Curators $30.25
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Buk Buk
Next Friday, one week's time. Bang, OUT! Wetty flounced up to my desk and announced proudly. I raised a genteel yet commanding brow and pushed back on my wheely chair so…
$62.95
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- Author $31.50
- Curators $31.44
438 55
meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Copper Beers
...and you promise that you won't get too tiddly, Daddy-Bear? The Good Lady looked a little fraught as she bade me goodbye on the doorstep. It was a relatively sunny…
$68.03
Past Payouts $68.03
- Author $34.06
- Curators $33.98
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Taking Names
Can you do me a favour? Ileyena is on the class WhatsApp group for the Little Boom and she is having trouble accessing the homework on that new app they have. The Good…
$67.51
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- Author $33.79
- Curators $33.72
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Fruity Patooty Beers!
Beers, sweet glorious beers. The oil that lubricates life itself. Where would we be without beer? Well, possibly not in the toilet pissing like an elephant at four in the…
$65.69
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- Author $32.88
- Curators $32.81
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Always Bet on the Black
Ladycakes, come and see! You have to come and see!! I yelled in at the kitchen door excitedly as if an Ocelot had bounced up in my lap and told me it could be anything I…
$80.04
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- Author $40.06
- Curators $39.98
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galenkp (82)in Galenkp's Stuff • 2 months ago
Quick comment concept- Comment and win stuff
Following the successful trial of a commenting initiative I did which, you can find here I thought I'd give it another go and see how you folks respond once again. There…
$23.86
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- Author $11.96
- Curators $11.90
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
No Escapes
How are you finding it? A slimy something hissed into my ear. I gritted my teeth and forced my gaze to stay straight ahead at my screen, which displayed a number of…
$77.96
Past Payouts $77.96
- Author $39.02
- Curators $38.94
502 110
meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Trailer
It's free if you want it, dude? My mate Nedpool said to me on the phone during an impromptu call. As with all impromptu calls, I had figuratively shit the bed at talking…
$83.98
Past Payouts $83.98
- Author $42.03
- Curators $41.95
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
99 Problems and a Beach Ain't One
Children?? Gather ye close. I have to do my obligatory holiday Hive post! I bellowed from where I stood in the lounge of our holiday lodge. The family trailed in from the…
$89.21
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- Author $44.65
- Curators $44.56
515 104
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Heisenberg's Cat
I can't wait till we go up North tomorrow. It will be so good. The Good Lady clucked contentedly from her seat on the couch. It will be bloody awesome, lady wife. I…
$68.31
Past Payouts $68.31
- Author $30.39
- Curators & beneficiaries $37.92
> b00m: $3.42
> citizensmith: $3.42
407 66
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Tell No One
Boss Man, you got anything you need done? I twirled a pen through my fingers as if I was actually going to write something by hand. El-Jefe looked up from his laptop, his…
$91.31
Past Payouts $91.31
- Author $45.70
- Curators $45.61
515 96
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
The Air Fryer of Culzean Castle
An Air Fryer? No way, it's just a tiny oven. I would much prefer it if we didn't get any more kitchen gadgets that end up sitting unused in a cupboard. The Good Lady…
$82.02
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- Author $41.05
- Curators $40.97
449 125
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
All the BEANS
Should we be worried about all these rate rises? The Good Lady said from across the breakfast table. She was reading the news on her phone and her eyes had that squeaky…
$72.41
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- Author $36.24
- Curators $36.17
401 83
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Trout
On you go. Johnny Baw the Security Guard ushered me past after staring at my security pass for about a minute as if he could see a map to getting out of his shitty job on…
$76.02
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- Author $38.05
- Curators $37.97
461 102
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Stay Bake
Daddy, Daddy!! Wake up! It's morning!! A barrage of shouting pulled me out of my cosy slumber. Daddy, come on! It's Father's Day!! I made a vile horkling noise as I…
$73.63
Past Payouts $73.63
- Author $36.85
- Curators $36.77
464 99
meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Pottery
How do they feel? The Optomaton brandished a mirror at me with a self-satisfied air. He had peculiarly bendy thumbs which made the spines on my back bristle with…
$67.31
Past Payouts $67.31
- Author $33.69
- Curators $33.62
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