Your post has me missing my cat. He got loose a few weeks ago and I haven't seen him since. He was a three legged stray that never really settled down to indoor life.
The only silver lining is that I haven't been attacked while using the bathroom lately.
That sucks...I'm sorry. I can only imagine...I'd be a wreck!
Def a plus having the bathroom safety though! ...and the toilet paper isn't fully unwound, lol.