You have such a great way of putting these things, yet I'm still surprised how many people just take it at face value and don't think for themselves. This is more obviously satirical than most, too!
I thought you might enjoy this one that popped up on my Facebook feed about a week or so ago:
No idea who Eric Milner is, but I really can't say that I did notice.
Capitalism and socialism have both been reduced to such nebulous concepts. I doubt that's an accident.