The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The Affordable Motorcycle Act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a Motorcycle, by April 2018.
These "affordable" Motorcycle will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailering, training etc.
This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase Motorcycles. This new laws ensures that every American can now have an "affordable" Motorcycle of their own, because everyone is "entitled" to a Motorcycle. If you purchase your Motorcycle before the end of the year, you will receive 4 free saddlebags; not including monthly usage fees.
In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable Motorcycle, the costs of owning a Motorcycle will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their Motorcycle will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can ride their parents Motorcycle to show on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own Motorcycle.
• If you already have a Harley, you can keep yours (just kidding - no you can’t YOU MUST PURCHASE AN INDIAN Motorcycle).
• If you don't want or don't need a Indian Motorcycle, you are required to buy one anyhow.
• If you refuse to buy a Indian Motorcycle or can’t afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 a month until you purchase one, face imprisonment or 2 days in the electric chair.
Failure to ride your Indian Motorcycle will also result in fines. People living in the inner-city; low-desert, or who live in cities or areas with no access to Biker hangouts or Bike shows are not exempt. Age, fear of falling, no equestrian experience, neither horsemanship skills, nor inability to ride are acceptable excuses for not using your Indian Motorcycle.
A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the Harley, or Jap Bike) will decide everything, including: when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your Indian Motorcycle … along with how many people can ride your Indian Motorcycle and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to ride their Indian Motorcycle. They will also decide if your Indian Motorcycle has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories, (like a $5,000.00 extended fork or a nitrous system) or a newer and more expensive Indian Motorcycle from Europe. Those that can afford Fancy Choppers will be required to do so...it’s only fair.
The government will also decide the color for each Bike. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines, imprisonment or 2 days in the electric chair.
Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a Indian Motorcycle, they and their families can obtain one for free, at the expense of tax payers.
Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.
Anyone currently on Welfare or disability will also be receiving an Indian Motorcycle, any future recipients as well ...and of course all exemptions apply.
I was going to order a new Indian Motorcycle today, but the website was down, I’m sure they will fix it, I will try again tomorrow!!!!
~Shannon
And I thought there was gonna be a 300usd motorcycle somewhere,...
Haa ! That would be affordable ...in a free country...
I've paid less, but it cost more to get it going.
If it runs that is a great price!
I wish I could have gotten that good of a deal on this one.
That is an awesome bike !
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In the day a 750 was the biggest bike ...I ride a 08 1760 Victory Vegas
Nice. Not getting one of those for $300, unless it's stolen,...