You don't have time to post on Hive because you spend all your time fantasising about plump, worn out, yet strangely attractive check out girls with low IQ's who know the price of a tin of sardines. Pervert...

You don't have time to post on Hive because you spend all your time fantasising about plump, worn out, yet strangely attractive check out girls with low IQ's who know the price of a tin of sardines. Pervert...

I was a tormented soul living under a cloud of severe 'Mort' oppression. What else could a poor lad do?
Monk therapy is hot right now, but it sounds a bit frustrating :)