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Man, if that thing had laid eggs, it would have taken a hell of a lot more than just a fork to get rid of them... The witnesses would have had to decentralise a whole pallet load of bug spray.

Or maybe hire Mr Miyagi. Remember when he caught that fly with chopsticks? I do.

That would do it, then he could organise to give #newsteem a coat of paint, and "wax on, wax off" so it looks new also.

Can't wax off too much though.

that could get messy