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That'll do, carry on.

Carry on?

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Why?

Why?

Because I'm tired of holding it.

So now I must hold on?

If you don't, who will?

Well I'm certain there are many qualified onlookers here who could do a better job but you're right, and I have nothing better to do today.

I won't let you down.

It's starting to get heavy. When's break?

When you find another sucker to carry it for you.