I'm not trying to present 'an image'. Just being me.
depending upon the amount of attraction, I'd take you home to get the best of the worse of you.
That is very presumptuous of you mademoiselle(?) - Humph! that I would go home with you ....
(although, in fairness- and historically speaking - I rarely say no to anything fun).
I don't identify with trees, soil or small herbaceous species, so I can't really give you much input on that one...
I know it was presumptuous, it works both ways, don't worry I know I am not your type. lol.
mmm......it's also very presumptuous to know what my type is, isn't it? lol