As hard as it seems, just keep away. I have had my share of crazy women in the past.. enough to try a different 'species'. That's not the correct term I know.., but I gave up on the English and went overseas.
They are all hard work, but you need to find the right one. Just keep chatting to us lot about shit and you will be OK. There's always one of us about.
I gave up on the English a long time ago (if you are English and reading this, sorry!)
Cheers, I can certainly manage that :)