Sort:  

I'm sorry it was a accident I swear!

Stop swearing at Canadians!

I'm sorry I promise that will never happen again!

Stop excessively saying sorry like a Canadian!

I apologize, what was I thinking!

I don't know. I smoked a joint and now I can't remember much about the things before and the stuff they did, or whatever. What?

It's okay. All that matters is we had fun and learned a lot. Here's your lollipop.

Now I'm questioning your Canadianness/Canadianity or something. The Canadians I know wouldn't say someone should stop dissing them, they'll turn the other cheek.

I wasn't being serious.

Hahaha, me neither.

Where you been, man? It's been a long time. Seems you've been off golfing on mushrooms again.

I've been around. No mushroom golf though. Far too much snow and ice for that.

Oh, yeah, right, I almost forgot winter. I've now just seen you've not been as away as I thought you were. Cool👍. Looking forward to one of your twisted art works 🤓